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Puns that might make you feel better

User Profile: AlohaImACookie
AlohaImACookie October 11th, 2019

Post any puns or jokes you want to share here, dad jokes, puns, funny events, anything! If this thread is un-bear-able or to much of a bird-en for you, whale, ill Sea you on the otter side! I hope my terrible puns wont krill you, Id be sad if It did. Oh and people, don't resist a-rest because sleep can help you out more than you think; with everyday life and emotion! Im not a hippo-crit tho. I dont want to ruin any friend-chips so imma stop now and let you guys post some.

\/ some puns that I found online 🍪

https://images.app.goo.gl/Ddyn8S5uAMe87JzX6

https://images.app.goo.gl/vBusgipwDBpxyhAn6

https://images.app.goo.gl/GWaMyUxXCdj7yaRt7

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User Profile: feelitinyourbones
feelitinyourbones October 11th, 2019

@AlohaImACookie

Let me just 😂😂😂😂😂 for starters! And 😂😂😂😂 some more!

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User Profile: AlohaImACookie
AlohaImACookie OP October 11th, 2019

:P

Q: how many puns are enough?

A: SUM puns are

These are very corn-y jokes, they pop right out of the stalk! There PUN-kins and CARE-ots in the patch also :D

*mercy please Dx *

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User Profile: feelitinyourbones
feelitinyourbones October 11th, 2019

I feel something burst in my belly from so much strain, i guesss it's called HER-nia...

User Profile: feelitinyourbones
feelitinyourbones October 11th, 2019

When the mail keeps coming late the service is called Post-mortem