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What thought or message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

User Profile: Jill7Cups
Jill7Cups November 1st, 2018

Besides the winning powerball numbers of course ;)

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User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

Confucius say

Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere

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User Profile: barncat
barncat November 2nd, 2019

@lazyKatz- my 94yo mother shared that quote with me several years ago

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User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz December 10th, 2019

@barncat

The old ones are often the best

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User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

Confucius also says

...Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

User Profile: forko23
forko23 October 22nd, 2019

Be where you feet are.

User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

Confucius Say

Women that sinks in mans arms....soon has arms in mans sink

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User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

@lazyKatz

Lol, that is soo funny 😁

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User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

....Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk

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User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

@humorousDay8793

Sitting down would also be uncomfortable I imagine

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User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

Confucius say

Man standing on toilet is high on pot

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User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

@lazyKatz

The journey with a 1000 miles begins when you give me keys to your suv

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User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

Confucius say

Man who argue with wife all day get no sleep at night

User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

...Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

Confucius say

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusions

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User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

@lazyKatz

Good 1🖒

...Man who lay next to woman on ground gets piece on earth

User Profile: humorousDay8793
humorousDay8793 October 22nd, 2019

@lazyKatz

Going to watch movie but heres another. See ya later my new buddy 😊

Chinese couple who have white baby, name it " Sum Ting Wong"

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User Profile: lazyKatz
lazyKatz October 22nd, 2019

Confucius say

Man who farts in church

Sits in our pew

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User Profile: mooboxer
mooboxer November 3rd, 2019

Never give up hoping

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