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I'm a potato

User Profile: wretchedsol
wretchedsol May 14th, 2025

Potato brain

Worms engrain

A purple host

Made of toast

The sauce ignites

Delicious plights

Store the hate

Around your waist

And to the bone

Ice cream cones

Eat your hair

Silverware

Cups and spoons

Hot air balloons

Wax and crimes

Mushy vines

Poodle poodle

Noodle noodle

Out the door

To the store

Through the tube

And out your pineapple

Crayons

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User Profile: Clio9876
Clio9876 May 16th, 2025

@wretchedsol

This made me think of Cockney Rhyming Slang.

Thanks for sharing.