Can You Answer These 3 Questions?

1. Would you be friends with yourself?

Difficult question, as I try to be worthy of friendship but of course I am my worst critic making it hard to be friends with myself.

2. If you could wake up anywhere tomorrow, where would you choose?

Disneyland or at my best friend's house who I haven't seen in person in years due to living in different states now.

Why did Adele cross the road? because she wanted to say hello from the other side.
*sorry can't help it 😅

3. Can you help me continue write more funny puns to start the week?
Love the puns.

Some of my favorites atm:

To the man who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!

Why shouldn't you interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle? Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? I guess we’ll just have to make dew.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.