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What is your favorite corny joke?

User Profile: Jill7Cups
Jill7Cups November 30th, 2018

Dad jokes allowed!

Here is mine:

Why do melons get married?

Because......

They cantaloupe!

Try to beat my best ever amazing joke in the comments below, I can't wait to read yours!

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User Profile: WhiteDrop
WhiteDrop June 17th, 2019

What does a cow rushed to the slaughterhouse say?

I'm dropping dead

User Profile: WhiteDrop
WhiteDrop June 17th, 2019

What do you call a nurse mistress?

A first aid kit

User Profile: WhiteDrop
WhiteDrop June 17th, 2019

What is a female rabbit preocupied by?

Hare

User Profile: MelanieDaniels63
MelanieDaniels63 June 17th, 2019

I went to get a colonoscopy, they couldn't afford a camera... so they used a microphone.😂😬