What is your favorite corny joke?
Dad jokes allowed!
Here is mine:
Why do melons get married?
Because......
They cantaloupe!
Try to beat my best ever amazing joke in the comments below, I can't wait to read yours!
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it.
@AffyAvo LOL
Why did the singer Adele cross the road?
To sing Hello from the other side. :D
What is the most common cover measure cows undertake?
Cow hide
What is the most popular singer among bees?
Sting
Why is the tree depressed?
It watched the movie "Fallen"
(That's why trees should not be allowed to watch movies)
What is a good method to make a woman shut up?
Lipstick
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef...
What do you call leisurely sauna loving cows?
Steamed beef
What is the bovine language called?
Mooning