Aliens have taken over the world 👽 and you are now put in a zoo
Aliens have taken over the world 👽 and you are now put in a zoo! What would you choose to have in your enclosure???
@Tinywhisper11 I want a dart shooter and darts full of humanity serum. When an alien walks by I will dart them and soon they will realize we aren’t animals and let us go.
@Tinywhisper11 Sorry I think your ice breaker hit too close to home. Apologies for my response.
@FlatenedByLife no need for apologies. I'm the one who s sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect, and I definitely didn't mean to upset or offend you in any way ❤❤ I only asked this as a bit of fun. I'm so sorry
can we hug? And still be friends? Please
@Tinywhisper11
A comfy bed, a decent bathroom, and a fridge full of many varieties of fruit and cheese
@HealingTalk what about icecream?? And coffee??? And a computer or tv. And music! I don't think you thought this through😂😂😂😂❤
@Tinywhisper11
You are right! I forgot the most important things!
In particular, coffee and a computer with wifi, are essential 😛 💻
How accommodating these aliens would be?
@HealingTalk I think they'll be nice aliens, I've asked for a mansion in my enclosure😁
@Tinywhisper11
Oh, nice and powerful aliens, like benign demigods! 😇 👽
You are not shy about asking for what you want! 😎
Nothing less than the best for Lola!
@Tinywhisper11
how do you come up with such ideas? 🤣
@Comphi me come up with such ideas!?????? Your the one who had a pet grasshopper called leafy😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
Yeah I had a pet grasshopper and it was adorable….🤣🤣🤣, but oh I would definitely stay away from aliens……but I think I will take my mobile along😀
@Comphi yes mobile is definetly needed.I'm making a list of everyone's answers, when those green people come, I'll be ready 😁
@Tinywhisper11
what is enclosure ?
@theboymoana like a zoo enclosure, the big places each of the animals live and play in ❤
@Tinywhisper11
oh ! I want water and beach enclosure with lot of sun and warm and things to play with and squishmallows to that is all really need think would be ok be in alien zoo if have those things
My partner, a drawing tablet and stylus, and my headphones and music
@FaePirate18 ooo! Yep writes them in my list of things I want in my enclosure 😁 except your partner, I won't write that down that would just be creepy of me
lol fair enough lol. i just gotta stay sane somehow yknow?
@Tinywhisper11
Why does that feel like it would be a Rick and Morty episode asdfkhadsjkfhasdjkfhsadfh.
ANYWHO.
To began with, I'd probably need some form of contact between me and the extraterrestrials so my first priority would be getting my hands on some manner of inter-species translator.
Naturally my next agenda would be to get some items I can use to escape. However, assuming the visitors from outer-space are as smart if not more then we are, they'd clock on pretty quickly if I asked for anything like say, a shovel, or a size-altering ray.
So I'd gain their trust somehow, either by good behavior, or by using some kind of racket, like asking for small devices with minuscule effects that don't change anything drastically, and using them for stupid reasons until they get the idea that if I ask for their technology it's usually for idiotic purposes.
Then, comes the great gamble-once I've sufficiently gained their trust, I'd ask for well, a machine that reduces suspicion and increases trust + blueprints. I'd claim it's to repurpose it for say, cooking, or heating water, when in actuality, I intend to repurpose it to work on THEM.
Slowly day by day I'd use the weapon on them until they completely don't suspect anything of me, then here's what I'd ask for-cats, a phone and laptop, a life-times supply of pasta, frozen vegetables, and whatever food they have that'd be edible to humans, a special size-altering ray, and a midnight purple silk or velvet cushion with fancy gold designs to sleep on.
Then I'd shrink myself and the other items I requested and just walk out from between the zoo bars, my beloved cats in tow.
@Tinywhisper11 A device that repels away all aliens, twinkle lights so it looks pretty, netflex, a snack machine that never runs out of all types of food and drinks, and a tamed wolf to keep me company, if I am going to be stuck in a zoo on earth, I can at least glam it up, and I love animals so I will also take care of the animals and I get to see the stars without polution!
@Tinywhisper11
In my enclosure, I'd request a comfy beanbag chair, an endless supply of Wi-Fi for endless scrolling, an endless supply of hot cocoa, and a daily stand-up comedy show performed by alien comedians to keep things light!