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Are You An Alien????

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 17th, 2024

What would you say to convince a loved one that you are not an alien imposter?


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 19th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I would drink bleach, cause bleach wouldn't effect an alien 👽

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 June 27th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Kids please don't try this at home 😁🤔💜

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 June 27th, 2025

@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: Torean
Torean May 19th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425

"Look, I'm not even that interested in space travel..."

User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 May 19th, 2024

I already gave up on convincing people that I'm not an alien xp lol. Well I'd say I wear clothes xp

User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas May 21st, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 My first thought is that maybe I would just let them think I am an alien, because then they might not mess with me and I could win every argument. 😋

But assuming there are benefits to being human (I mean, them thinking I’m human), 😅 I’d probably say something like “I love Earth food” while I eat a stick of deodorant. 😂

User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 June 27th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425

There's no convincing them at this stage when they genuinely think that 😁💜

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 June 27th, 2025

@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 June 27th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 must be my slightly green exterior, can't think of any other reasons 🤔

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 July 1st, 2025

@Amanda84little-green-men-aliens.gif


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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 June 28th, 2025

Don't think I'd bother to try at this point. 😆

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 June 28th, 2025

...these days my attitude is "think whatever you want about me. I don't give a s***"

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond July 1st, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425  " I  like poetry" wrong , Alien, you're wrong.. I looove poetry,