Are you on santas naughty list????🎅🎅🎅🎅

@Tinywhisper11

Dear Santa, please don't put me in the naughty list.... 

1. because i'm nice
2. because i'm super nice 
3. because i don't feed kittypets ginger. 

@Tinywhisper11 hohoho here santa comes for me no one is naughty everyone is special and precious and shall get their gift hohoho i shall leave now farewell untill 25th hugs and chocolate all your way...

@Tinywhisper11 :O oh hmm 

Dear Santa, let me tell you the reasons why I should be on the nice list :D 

I really like flowers and I'm sure they like me back as well. The clouds by my window tell me it is sweet that I take time out for them. And well I hope that's enough :) I promise the list of reasons will grow once I know I'm on your nice list with all the other awesome souls<3

@Tinywhisper11 

Dear santa,

I should be on the nice list because.. Um...🤔🤔.. Um.. Because ive tried to🤔.. Um... Damn, I'm in gonna start again

dear santa,

I disguised myself as one of your elfs, (yep! I'm that tiny) and wrote my own name on your nice list😇 yaaaaay

Dear Santa, Please let me explain. I know I promised not to do it again. I really tried hard to be extra good, but this car has a lot of power under the hood. The car in front was going so slow and these horses wanted to go, go, go! So I whipped the wheel to the left and hit the gas. I flipped the driver the bird as I flew past. We met again as we pulled up to a light. I looked in the mirror and thought, "oh Jesus Christ". I looked down and felt such shame. I promise I'll never do it again. You have to understand it was all in fun. I didn't realized the bird I flipped was received by.... 2 priests and a nun. 😮😂

(I'm joking, I swear) 

Dear Santa,

I would like you to deliver my preferred gifts not just to me, but also to the few people I care about enough to deserve such largesse, if you please. The reasons why are as follows:

1. My request is proof of my generosity to those worthy of such kindness. That is only one example of how I'm a great guy.
2. As I am a secularized yid, I don't celebrate Christmas & so am not in the habit of bothering you about much of anything, during the holidays or any other time. I have shown you such consideration for many years now; just this once, some quid pro quo would be nice.
3. Do you remember that evening earlier this year, when you told Mrs. Claus that you couldn't come home because you had to work late at your shop? You surely remember it, sir...no doubt you also remember your real intentions: riding in your sleigh to the next village over, where you met the half-dwarfish wife of Bill, one of your elf workers. You & she rented a room in one of the local motels & Moses on a pogo stick, did you ever go to town on that little gal!...after your fun you cleaned up in the motel bathroom, got back on your sleigh & rode home. I must admit, I didn't know you had a thing for short chicks until that night... If you're wondering how I know of the foregoing events, it is because
4. I was in the same motel. Unlike you I didn't have any company that evening, but I did have my cell phone...got some spicy footage of you & Bill's bandy-legged babe.

I made a few backup copies of what I recorded, as the footage is quite fascinating to watch. I haven't uploaded it anywhere or shown it to anyone else....as of now.

To conclude: when you decide whether to fulfill the request at the beginning of this letter, I suggest you take your time & make this decision carefully, sir.

Love & Kisses,

Slowdecline48

@Tinywhisper11 dear santa you owe me presents for 20 years😁 I will be expecting them under my tree 😁

@Tinywhisper11 dear santa, i have no excuses for my actions. Please, don´t look at my search history. I searched how to determine who is the father of my child because of a reddit story, really... I know i knocked over a few stuff off the table, but I feel like what truly landed me on your naughty list is putting back the empty jam bottle in the fridge because i was too lazy to wash it. I´m really sorry. I humbly accept my naughty cat potatoes in my stockings this year. Please, bring enough for a soup, grocery prices suck in this economy. Any chance you could throw in a carrot or two as well? Thank you. Sincerelly, cat from the top of the naughty list 😁

@Tinywhisper11

Ever since I kept telling my dad “let’s go my feet are too cold” as a child while that Christmas parade (forgot what it was called) was still happening 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tinywhisper11 SANTAS NOT REAL I SAW MY MOM PUTTING THE PRSENT UNDER THE TREEE