If Life Had a Commercial Break… 😅
If Life Had a Commercial Break… What Would Yours Show?😂
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@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 first a advert for kitty flavoured toothpaste... And the message 'trust in nature'
@Tinywhisper11 then this ad pops up nextmessage of this advert " believe in the impossible "
@Tinywhisper11 and the last advert, "brains are important, but muscles are importantor '
@Tinywhisper11 I won't skip any of it :D
@BlueDarkAurora 💖😁😁😁💖💖
@Tinywhisper11
😂😂😂😂
@peachThinker662 😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Kitty flovoured toothpaste???? 😮💞
Could you send me the link where I can buy it?😃😃 Please xD
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 😂😂😂😂 I make it myself😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Still, is there anyway's i can own it?😂
I'm even ready to sell my soul. 🤣
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 I'll send some to you for Xmas 😁 along with the book I sent you😁💖 which by the way needs to be returned back to the library on boxing day😁
@Tinywhisper11 What’s your profession? 🤔 I’d totally suggest you as an advertiser. You’d be great at it 😂🤧
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 😂😂😂😂 I'm actually a happily retired 25 year old😁
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@Tinywhisper11 " forgot the 0 orignal retirement age 250" - CIA cheif Mr Sneaky Hush Hush:
@curiousbookishness 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 
@peachThinker662 Yes, it's loadinggg...... ð¤£ð¤£
@peachThinker662 😂😂😂
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Oof… I’m really lacking motivation 😭 None of them have sold yet 😔
Hopefully this advertisement helps 🙏🍀
I’m really grateful to you, partner 😂
Your mom’s flying flip-flop is on its way to connect with your head ????? 🤣🤣🤣
And you’re still telling me to believe people will buy it? 😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 *shrugs* everything under the title medicine have side effects:
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
@curiousbookishness
At least, we are not honest.🤷😂
are honest*
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 😁 the rules are :see nothing 🙈 heared nothing 🙉 tell no one🙊
@curiousbookishness It wouldn't be surprising if the brand was tarnished.ð¤£ð¤£
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 hence the flying flipflop😁
@curiourbookishness Exactly ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£
@curiousbookishness I'm sold, I will buy 300 please
@Tinywhisper11
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@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 told ya the deal was epic😎
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 of course we need to be more aware of the world around us 💖 so this commercial sends out the message "save a tree, eat a beaver!!!
@Tinywhisper11 save water, shower together
@Tinywhisper11 save petrol/gas, I can give you a lift
@Tinywhisper11 and the last commercial is of course.... Dave the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate
@Tinywhisper11 save* the earth.... Please noone dave the earth 😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Omg, I've got my own reason to save earth now 😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Postscript: "waste time tremendously"😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 like seriously grull???? you let the world burn 🤣🤣
the blue-cross crew is probably already warming up the sirens for you rn 🤣🤣
the woodland committee is holding an emergency meeting because of this comment 😭🤣
And finally........... the forest guardians are typing an email to HR about you rn 😂🤣
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@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 noooooooo! I'm innocent😱 and anyway no one would blame the sweet little crippled girl😁 I'll just say you made me say those things😁
@Tinywhisper11 heyy! that's no fair 😭 i gotta call human rights authority rn 🤣🤣
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 oh no is in for a world of troubles😱
@curiousbookishness 😂😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 if you call them then I'm gonna call area 51 and tell them your a alien😁😁
@Tinywhisper No issues, anyways They'll gonna find out I'm not one of them 😂 so...................
Pity you 😏😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
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Dear… the Area 51 one is the state of insane scientists.
They’ll think you’re saying you’re one of them. Every word you say will be weaponized against you — even the pauses. Especially the pauses.
@curiousbookishness @Tinywhisper
Heyy!!!!! like you guy's all turned against me huh?, 😭
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
it was nice knowing you 🤣🤣🤣
@curiousbookishness 😂😂😂😂😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 it's ok I would never let them take you really💖
@Tinywhisper11
mission abort 🔥
changing plans🤣🤧🤧🤣🤣
@Tinywhiper11 Aww 🤗 💞 Arrest her!!!!! she stole my heart 😭🤧🤧💖
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 😂😂😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 😂😂😂
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