If ......... Was a Olympic sport, I'd win the gold medal
@Tinywhisper11
Ooo I'm gonna do two. I'd win first for creative writing also! :) :)
@genericbeing but alas, with my carrot as my sword, and a steering wheel as my sheild, in this vast world of dangers and unseen treasures. I battle onwards to win the creative writing award😎
this is for me
@Tinywhisper11 I just wanted the shiny trophy so I could sell in a pawn shop, I need money for candy and snacks
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂 fine here you go 50 pence, and don't go spending it all in one place
@Tinywhisper11 I'm not sure what a pence is, but from the sound of it I imagine its like a pirate doubloon or something :)
@genericbeing it's half a pound/dollar😁your welcome
@Tinywhisper11 I'm rich!! 
@Tinywhisper11 sleeping🤣
@MindfulJourney22 you are a winner 🏆 here's your prize
@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂😂
Overthinking
@selfdisciplinedLime8972 damn it! When will people learn, thinking is bad for our health!!!!!!!!!!
But here's your trophy😁😁😁😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Overthinking
@proactiveSummer5710 first place goes to you 👏👏👏
Farting. If I didn't win the gold then I'd at least win the bronze medal by a clean sweep!
Wouldn't be surprised if I won the silver instead. My a£s-vapor output is reliable (& sometimes lethal). Perhaps I could parlay my win(s) into a few endorsement deals & make some money...be in commercials for Alka-Seltzer, Preparation H, whatever... 🍑💨💨
@slowdecline48 that competitive sport, is not something I'd like to judge. Here just take the trophy😂😂😂
*cheering crowd* THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!... This is the proudest day of my life! Of everything I've ever worked hard to achieve, this is the greatest one yet!-- *errngh!* ...hang on a minute, folks.
💨BBBRRAAAAPPPPP💨
@slowdecline48 ewwwww! Dec!!!! Remember I live at fart level ♿♿
Please never turn your back to me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd surely win a medal. Maybe not gold, but it would be close! 🙄
@DancingSongbird579 you win gold, cause I'm the judge, and your my friend😁 so you got extra points
@Tinywhisper11
If joking around and rockin out at live shows were Olympic sports, I’d win two gold medals.
@akunknown yes you would😁 here's your first place prizes
@Tinywhisper11 please take care of the sheep, she says cats
@Tinywhisper11 eats* cats
@Tinywhisper11
Sheep or cat or both, it doesn’t matter. I’ll take care of them all.
@akunknown 😂😂😂😂😂 just the sheep 😁 his favourite food is cats😋
@Tinywhisper11
No sheep ain’t eatin no cat long as I’m alive. Idc if his favorite food is cats bc he’ll have another favorite food, a non animal food, when he meets me.
@akunknown not cats, you know what I mean he likes chocolate covered cats😋 kitkats😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
ohhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no I didn’t know that till now 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤️
@akunknown 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
YAY! Thanks so much for the prize!
@Tinywhisper11
Screaming at sports on TV!
@TJItalia 😂😂😂😂 and first place goes to you ❤ yaaaaaay
@Tinywhisper11
Being depressed and stressed all time😂😂😂
Or staying awake untill morning 😴😅😎
I will surely win the Olympics 😎😎