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If you were to release a funny song about history, the title would be?????

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 15th, 2025

Let your imagination run wild😂😂😂

my title would be.....

Who wears short shorts, Napoleon wears short shorts

😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 a twist on a Billy joel classic....

We definitely started the fire😎

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 15th, 2025
  1. Bubonic Twist
  2. Get Your Kicks in 1066
  3. Gimme My Phone
  4. When Mike Turned White1
  5. When the Assyrians Came
  6. The Schickelgruber Waltz2
  7. Romans & Persians & Goths, Oh My!
  8. Alamo Baby
  9. The Mongol Mash
  10. I Shot the President

Too bad I can't sing or play an instrument...it would be fun to make an album.


1Michael Jackson. And his skin bleaching.

2Schickelgruber was Adolf H1tler's real last name.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th, 2025

@slowdecline48 it might be fun for a while😂😂😂😂😂😂 till you get alot of hate crime and worse😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 How do you figure I'd catch that kind of flak? Because of a song about H1tler, or because of a song about Michael Jackson?...

That is a valid point, though. I would have to release the album under a pseudonym or "stage name"...& never use any photos of myself for publicity.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 16th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂 you can release it under the name @PineTreeTree😏 he won't mind

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 18th, 2025
@slowdecline48 Get your kicks in 1066 😂 That is so funny! Can I add one? When Jake from State Farm turned black.
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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 20th, 2025

😆 Nice.

Whoever wrote that tune is the same guy who penned When Mike Turned White. 😏

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing January 20th, 2025

@slowdecline48 The Mongol Mash lol

I was working on my stout pony one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my horse archers began to arise

And suddenly to my surprise

They did the mash

The mongol mash

The mongol mash

It was a oriental smash



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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 20th, 2025

@genericbeing 😂 Excellent!

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slowdecline48 January 20th, 2025

[cw: adult stuff, politics, humor with an edge]

Some more sorta-history-themed tunes for ya:

  1. The Soviet Mash
  2. OnlyF∆ns Life (a.k.a. With Legs Wide Open)
  3. Wage Worker 4 U
  4. Excuse for a Riot (Floyd's Song)
  5. Dirrty Munny
  6. Eyewall
  7. The Lewinsky Slide (suction remix)
  8. Zuckerstruck
  9. Chasing Payments
  10. Lenin On Me
  11. Hotel Glory
  12. The Mar-A-Lago Shuffle
  13. Don't Need the G.O.P.
  14. Rolling In the Debt
  15. Pull It On Over!
  16. Need You Now, Phone
  17. Siri-Placeable
  18. The NHS Says What?
  19. Oops, I MAGA'd Again
  20. Off Track in Iraq
  21. Jesus Take the Pill
  22. Harvey Said to Kanye...
  23. When Hamas Came to Town
  24. Southern Men (Cotton Gin On It)
  25. What More Can I Give Russia
  26. All I Could Do Was Lie
  27. Kill Edward Not...?
  28. Helene On Me
  29. Hugo First!
  30. Cretaceously Me
  31. The Redcoat Jam
  32. Arabia Has a Problem
  33. Beautiful Friar
  34. The Crusades Stomp
  35. Too Many Gods, India
  36. Sun Tzu Said It
  37. Stonedhenge
  38. Masada Blues
  39. The King is Dead, Long Live the King
  40. Pithecampin' Out
  41. Battle of the Belly Bulge
  42. Dangerously In Hock
  43. Viagra is a Man's Best Friend
  44. Blitzkrieg Temptation
  45. Socrates in Athens
  46. When Germans Vote
  47. I'd Rather Go Blind (In Bulgaria)
  48. When You Wish Upon a Tsar
  49. China 4-Eva
  50. Assyria Sends the Troops
  51. Later Boi (said Delilah)
  52. Raise the Escobar (powder remix)
User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 February 21st, 2025

No wonder he changed his name. :P

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

Ooops! We're doing it again 😂😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 16th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

Wed, bed, behead.... It's hammer time

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 16th, 2025

That must be Henry VIII's song! 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 16th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂 yep! I believe so😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing January 17th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 "A nod to Marie Antoinette"

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 17th, 2025

@genericbeing that's a good one ❤😁❤

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 20th, 2025

@genericbeing You could make more than one song out of the French Revolution, for sure.

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genericbeing January 20th, 2025

@slowdecline48 Oh yeah

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 18th, 2025

@TinyWhisper11

When a man loves some power

Stop! In the name of political correctness 

I want to hold your oil reserves 

Can’t help falling in debt

Ain’t no sunshine when there’s smog

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 18th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 their all perfect 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 20th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Those song titles are the funniest I've seen in here so far!

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PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 20th, 2025

@slowdecline48 @TinyWhisper11 Thank you! 😁

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User Profile: ChloieTaylor1985
ChloieTaylor1985 January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Worp, i dunno, lol, i think history is strange in many ways so the only title id thought it could be would be Worp.

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@ChloieTaylor1985 🤔🤔🤔 time worp😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ChloieTaylor1985 January 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 yaaaaaaassss lol

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@ChloieTaylor1985 ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 February 25th, 2025

Boosting because I can ;)

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 February 26th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 That would be Winona Ryder's song. 😏

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