"You can trust anything you read on the Internet."
@slowdecline48 ahh yes the famous quote written by Abraham Lincoln 2006. 😂😂😂😂
@slowdecline48
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@jesusredeemedme2425 "after Tuesday even the calender says wtf "
"The meaning of life is easy to find. All you gotta do is find the nearest Hallmark card & open it."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Waitaminnit...never mind. Forrest Gump said it first.
@slowdecline48 life is like a box of chocolates, only the nutty ones are left😂😂😂😂
"Happiness will be yours once you stop & realize: we are all connected to the ineffable ground of universal being."
@jesusredeemedme2425 100% of divorces start with marriage
Truth lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 😆 Can't argue with that...
Here's another truth: Life is a disease with a 100% mortality rate.
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂
They say life is a journey - mine feels like I am stuck in traffic
@justkeath That isn't dumb...that's real.
@jesusredeemedme2425 u_u
"Like how the sun is always sunny, the rain will always be rainy" <3
@BlueDarkAurora 😂😂😂😂 brilliant😂😂😂😂
"Whenever you're in doubt about what position to take on a political issue, just go to X/Twatter, Fakebook, YouRube or Seddit & read the comments under a post about the issue in question. You'll find The Answer there. It's that easy! You'll never need to read anything else."
- I. M. Atippikalfuul
@jesusredeemedme2425 A fish in a hat, is a fish missing sunglasses.
@genericbeing there we go that's gotta win, the dumbest quote award😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I am pretty dumb lol