Fart in bed. (I do that a lot)
Whereβ¦. Where else would you fart?????
@jesusredeemedme2425 Um...you don't want to know. π
@jesusredeemedme2425
Oooh, probably dedicating an entire afternoon to watching Markiplier
@Torean
What's that?
@jesusredeemedme2425 the laziest thing I've ever done.. Well not to brag about being the laziest of all lazys, but I haven't even been bothered to stand up in yearsπ
Lol XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 ππ
@Tinywhisper11
You are some lady!
@David57 ππππ it was a joke, cause my legs were amputated. I make jokes about myself alotπππππ and yes I am a special ladyππ
I'm lazy af but can't remember anything :/. Taking leave on exam days flunked out lol
@freshman12 here's a tip on his to pass exams in the future. Write all the answers on the top of your leg, under your skirt. Cause no teacher can ask to look thereπ
If that's the tip then I'll be the Scottish skirt man writing all the answers πͺπ
@freshman12 ππππππ yep! It's worth embarrassing yourself confront of your friends by wearing a skirt. At least you'll passππππ
@Tinywhisper11
Being an English teacher I beg to differ!
@David57 ohhhhhh! Ok that makes sense, that's what got you into poetry β€β€
I used a pencil to stir my tea instead of searching for a spoon but only after wiping ear wax and gun oil off first as they float to the surface of hot liquids!
@David57 ewwwwwww eww ewwwwwwππππππππππ
I was in bed and sweating because the heat was on too high in the house. But I was too lazy to get out of bed, so I kept laying there irritated trying to go back to sleep.
Β Canβt believe I admitted that π¬
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas haha!πππ so lazy πππ you should've just opened your bedroom window, it's probably quicker to get too ππππππππππ
@Tinywhisper11 Closer, buuuut, so much lifting and effort. Nah. π
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas πππππππππππΒ
@jesusredeemedme2425
when i was little if i didnt want to do laundry i would ask my mom to "donate" clothes i didnt want anymore and this was like a thing that happened like every other month for like 3 yearsΒ
@Innovarefy I hope your mum was richπππππππππ