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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 May 17th, 2024

What is your best tip for messing with time travelers?


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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 17th, 2024

When you meet a time traveler, start talking to him/her in an anachronistic language, like Middle English or 16th-century Spanish. (This requires great familiarity with the chosen tongue...make sure you know it first!)

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 17th, 2024

What does anachronistic mean? Lol

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 19th, 2024

🤦‍♂️ uurrrrggghhh...  😖

Kiara...online dictionaries & thesauruses exist.

I thought everyone knew that word....no?

When I was in school, starting in maybe 5th grade we had to do vocabulary exercises ("use this word in a sentence"). This went on until 11th grade. Students in English classes don't do that anymore?

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 20th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 I didn't know that word either ❤

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 17th, 2024

Tell him/her that the warping device on the Delorean is out of juice, & you'll need to hook the thing up to a lightning rod & wait for the next storm to hit & charge up the fuel cell...

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User Profile: Torean
Torean May 17th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425

Advise them to stay away from the lottery, explaining that no one actually usually wins it, that it's there to catch time travellers.   Actually, that might be true, and good advice...

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 17th, 2024

The thing is a money sucker.


I wonder if other countries have lotteries too?

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 17th, 2024

Britain has a national lottery, though I don't know much about it. I have no idea if other Western nations hold lotteries...seriously doubt you'll find any in African ones. Middle Eastern nations? Maybe but any lottery those governments would run have gotta be corrupt AF.

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 17th, 2024

@Torean  A saying I go by: "A lottery is a tax on people who don't understand probability."

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User Profile: Torean
Torean May 17th, 2024

@slowdecline48

No kidding.  I literally played it once just to say I have.  I won exactly what I paid, and I'm good leaving it there.

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User Profile: OhHelloThereImHere
OhHelloThereImHere May 18th, 2024

Become a time traveler yourself and kidnap them to the time they were born and leave them there.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 19th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 🤔🤔🤔 clone a bunch of Donald trumps, sneak in time machine leave them in all  in different periods of time, dinosaur, caveman, both world wars, etc. Etc.

yep those time travellers would go crazy, seeing trumps every where they go 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 19th, 2024

Your mind tho XD

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 May 20th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 😁😁

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas May 20th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 whenever they emerge from the Time Machine and confirm what year it is, tell them the wrong one so they keep trying to find it. Keep masks available so you look different each time they come out. 🥸🤠🤡👹👽🤖🎃😸🥷🏼🎅

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP May 20th, 2024

Ooh you’re evil hehe

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas May 20th, 2024

@jesusredeemedme2425 Mwuah ha ha ha ha!

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