Random Untold Stories…

[cw] How I got free weed once.

Yes, really.

@jesusredeemedme2425 maybe about someone lost but then again there are some memories that make sense only to those who shared them. Maybe there won't ever be a right question to bring it up or if someone ever did ask the right one then I guess the words would be leaving me as fast as they can.

@jesusredeemedme2425 I know what drowning is like, I drowned temporarily but survived

@jesusredeemedme2425 I found a huge bag of psychedelic mushrooms before, it was probably worth $1,000s. Some druggies were saw me coming and must've thought I was a cop so they threw it off the side of a bridge. I went down to the bottom of this tall bridge to look at fish and found the bag. I destroyed it though because I hate drugs mostly.

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My random story of 3 incidents that just collided all at once when I was travelling, Day one, I almost drowned while kayaking, day two, I fell of a bike and got severe cuts, mind you, I had also third degree burns and blisters and to top it off nicely, day three, I got stung by a jelly fish in an area that shall best not be mentioned 😁😁

@jesusredeemedme2425 The time I had an ambulance called over a paper cut 😭 Our store has there paper bags but the edges are not smooth but have this zigzag cut. So. I was bagging someone's shopping when the bag scratched my wrist, vertically in line with my vein. It wasn't really bleeding besides a few spots tiny mini drops in the depth on it somewhere and it seemed to be more of a surface injury. So I decided to finish up the people in line and then ask my colleague to help me disinfect it and cover it with a bandage. Well. That was the plan. But suddenly I started to have a huge head spin so bad I couldn't grab the items I was scanning and my vision started to black out to the point of not seeing anything at all despite having my eyes open. The customer who I was scanning the items for called the emergency for me. And they told us I'm just experiencing a shock from having the cut on a bad place and being a panicking drama queen... Safe to say I was some 112 operator's dumbest case of the day 😭

Oh, I've definitely told this one every chance I get, but I'm pretty sure I haven't mentioned it here.

I was minding my own business at the register, when a guy started coming up to my register with a short stack of movies, wearing a dark hat with the brim low. I grinned. One of the few simple pleasures I got at that job. I knew what the movies were just from the way he looked.. they were the ones from that one little section at the back. It was now my mission to make him as uncomfortable as possible.

Instead of my usual moodiness, I greeted him enthusiastically. Asking him how his day was going, just being as friendly and boisterous as possible without being too obvious about my mission. But... I couldn't help but think... This one looks familiar. I wanted to ask, but I was going to go THAT far making him uncomfy...

...but then, by way of a small miracle, he paid with his card. I read the name as I ran it, and I realized... I felt such a profound joy. Easily the story of the year, right here, and it was all I could do to keep myself from laughing. I've never gotten to have revenge like this. I couldn't pass up the opportunity. I was quickly bagging everything and getting the receipt, already doing a victory dance on the inside.

As soon as I handed it to him, he started to leave, and I said after him "Enjoy your weekend, principal!"

Bwahaha... The way he looked back in horror, his secret identity revealed, trying to place me out of the thousands of students that went through his school, and scared of just what it would do to his reputation.

Guess he shouldn't have interrogated me like a drill sergeant and kept me in detention for two weeks over something I didn't even do back when I was in middle school. I'm sure that a lot more people have heard this story than just the ones I directly told. 😂 I have no remorse for this one.

Few years ago, I remember Me and my friend were on the way home from some school function, just playing around, and I wasn't paying attention when I got hit around my eyes by some construction woods placed near the road.

bcus of that one of the lens from my specs fell out and got lost. Luckily I only had a small cut around my eye. which later got healed.

But that day me and my friend we're both searching my lost lens for hours, and it was kinda dump area. In the end, we gave up looking. And had a rough time on the way home as the weather was not good, plus it was all blury.

Coincidentally, after I reached home in the evening. I found out... that the lost lens has somehow glided through air, and ended up in the side pocket of my bag. XD.