@Tinywhisper11 please sir it's late can you *** off please
@Tinywhisper11
There's the door, use it 😂😂😂
@Amanda84
I'm never coming to your house 😂😂
@trueconfidant123
Oh, you'd have great fun 😂😂😂😂🧡
@Amanda84
@trueconfidant123
@Amanda84 😂😂
Kindly exit the building so I can stalk you. Thanks poppet. I'll be the one with the pickled onion breath and the jumper that says Peekaboo Guess Who? I'm a-coming to find youuu 😏
@ScrabbleBrain 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have no words for that (tut tut tut) ..... As I say hiding behind your bush outside
@Tinywhisper11 Come out and playyyy. We are going to be besty friendsy. We don't need anyone else. Let's get matching jumpers...
@ScrabbleBrain oh no😱😱😂😂😂😂😂 I'm just gonna leave quietly without you noticing
@Tinywhisper11 Oh there you are. For a second I thought the tracker wasn't working. Let's link arms and skip home, to you-r, err our home. 🥰
@ScrabbleBrain 😂😂😂 sure I'll clean out the basement bodies😁 you can sleep there😈
@Tinywhisper11 Yay my first real friend. Wait you're not imaginary are you?
The rest said they were after I closed my eyes and they disappeared😫
@ScrabbleBrain my unicorn mayo. Mayo neighs. He is real💖 but I might not be👻
@Tinywhisper11 So is that a yes or no. I got a lot of people to stalk. You're not my only prey
@ScrabbleBrain 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm real I'm real..... Don't you leave me alone😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
@Tinywhisper11 You crack me up. So needy, play hard to get, I need a challenge 🙃
@ScrabbleBrain you need a challenge🤔🤔🤔🤔 well I can move pretty fast to get away from you if that helps, specially down hill ♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
@Tinywhisper11
If the guest cant take a hint, I would just put my jacket turn the lights off and walk out the door
@QuietByNature 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's the best answer so far😂😂😂😂
@QuietByNature
This is actually genius 😭
But just imagine, you walk out thinking, they'll be gone when I come back (problem solved) but when you come back and they’re still there, sitting comfortably, snacks in hands, smh 😝
At that point it'd be like: wait .. whose house is this again???
But fr, some guests have negative self-awareness 😭
You could turn off the lights, disappear for 3 hours, come back and they’d be like, oh hey, we used your fridge btw
Lowkey feels safer to just stay and guard your own house at that point
@Tinywhisper11
Get off you caboose and vamoose
@ReliableCCoconut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Well, this is a fun post! Let's see! I'll say:
"Scoot boot."
"Go on now. Get."
"Well, it's getting late and I've gotta hit the hay." 😴 💤 🛏
"But I ain't gon' hold you up, so I'm going to let you go now. I know it's getting late and you have things to do."
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In all seriousness though, I'm a big introvert. I won't even let you in. I don't open the door for no one-- not even when the delivery drivers come. 😂 I wait for them to leave food on porch and leave and then go out and get it. I just am not a company person. 🫠🙃 Lol. Even tip money, I tape it to the door in stead of giving it to them. Bahhhhhhhh. 😂🤣
@YourCaringConfidant 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I see your very polite answers 💖
Same bro, same… I won’t even go outside when the Amazon guy is there XD
@Tinywhisper11
GO AWAY PLEASE XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂 your being to polite, their not gonna go😁
Y’all DONT come back now, y’hear????
;)
(Extra points if y’all get the reference lol)
@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂😂
