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Things you would like to add to the 10 comandments?!?!

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 December 30th, 2024

I'll go first

Thou shalt not wear sandals with socks

😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 30th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 

Thou shalt not ride cows whilst drunk

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 30th, 2024

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Thou shalt not put more than 38 gummy bears in thou mouth all at once, on a sunday

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 31st, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 


Thou shalt not pretend to be a doctor, just because you own a chainsaw

😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 4th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Good thing I never once pretended to be a doctor...

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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mytwistedsoul January 7th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11  let's do this 😈

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas December 31st, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 Thou shalt not drive slow and then speed up when I’m about to pass thee.

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 31st, 2024

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas *waves fist angrily* stupid drivers😂😂

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PiecesOfWhoeverIWas December 31st, 2024

Thou shalt not ram my ankles with thy shopping cart, just because thou saw-est fabric softener on rollback.

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 31st, 2024

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂 omg! As that actually happened to you??😂😂😂

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas December 31st, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 This sort of thing is a regular occurrence on my Walmart shopping trips. 😂 Occasionally it’s a baby stroller. They usually apologize. 

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 31st, 2024

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas oh no😂😂😂😂

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PiecesOfWhoeverIWas December 31st, 2024

Thou shalt not allow thy spawn to kick me and then tell me they are just a free spirit.

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Tinywhisper11 OP December 31st, 2024

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂 that's a fair one😂😂😂

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User Profile: JediTurtle
JediTurtle January 2nd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Ooops. 

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 3rd, 2025

@JediTurtle 😂😂😂😂 it's fine your the only one in the world who can pull off that look😁😁😁❤

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Heather225 January 2nd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 3rd, 2025

@Heather225 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop that!!

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 3rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

Thou shalt not let thy donkey sleep on your roof top

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 3rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 But he likes the clip-clip sound that makes everyone think he’s one of Santa’s reindeer. 🫏 🦌 

Plus, he poo’d in my bed.

I see no other options. He loves the city life! He’s quite a party animal. 😉

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 let him sleep in your shower😂😂😂😂

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PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 4th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Oh. Yes. That would make sense. 😂

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PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 3rd, 2025

Thou shalt not hog thy sacred remote control.

(Only I get to hog mine sacred remote.)

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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