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Things you would like to add to the 10 comandments?!?!

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 December 30th, 2024

I'll go first

Thou shalt not wear sandals with socks

😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 3rd, 2025

Thou shalt not use thy phone when driving. Texting while driving is an especially great sin, an abomination unto THE LORD. If thou useth thy phone while driving, I shall send a plague of hemorrhoids, boils & impotence upon thee & thy house.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@slowdecline48 just gimme a second I'll read what you write in a minute, I'm a little busy

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 😂😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 4th, 2025

*waves hand, glowing dust settles on you & absorbs into your skin* the next time you do that, this will happen:

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That's a dangerous habit, you know...playing with your phone while driving...

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂 yep! I agree you could have a terrible accident and end up looking like me😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

Thou shalt not use the kettle when having a water fight

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 4th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 So I can't throw the kettle? That's all right...there are plenty of other things I can throw...

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your not allowed to play at all😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 4th, 2025

Now that's just harsh, Lo. Where's your sense of justice? Whenever I play, it's always a source of amusement for everyone else! 😁

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@slowdecline48 ok you can play, but I'm on your team😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 4th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 You'll have to be goalie, obviously...you sure won't be running after the ball. 😏

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 4th, 2025

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I make a great goal post though😂😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 5th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

@mytwistedsoul thou shalt not stay away from 8 cups this long cause I'm worried and I miss you

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 5th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Agreed! When he comes back we’re giving him a curfew or putting a tracker on him or something. 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 6th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas yes we will, naughty soul

User Profile: mytwistedsoul
mytwistedsoul January 6th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas The tracker would be pretty confusing to follow because I'd have to attach it to a squirrel lol!

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 6th, 2025

@mytwistedsoul 😂

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That’s you watching and taking notes from a discrete location as I chase the squirrels. 😂😂

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mytwistedsoul January 7th, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas Omgosh! This gif is hilarious and absolutely perfect! 😂😂 

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mytwistedsoul January 6th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 I made it on the list of commandments? Whoa (shocked Pikachu face) hugs you gently I didn't mean for you to worry ❤️


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 6th, 2025

@mytwistedsoul it's ok don't apologise ❤ I'm just so happy your back ❤ I'm never letting you go again

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mytwistedsoul January 6th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 You could have just used the magic word 😁 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 6th, 2025

@mytwistedsoul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: RainbowRosie
RainbowRosie January 5th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Thou shall devour chips n chocolate if thou wants 🍫+ 🍟 =👍

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 6th, 2025

@RainbowRosie 🤤 

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 6th, 2025

@RainbowRosie and icecream😋😋 that's the commandment evvverrr😁

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User Profile: DancingSongbird579
DancingSongbird579 January 6th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Oops. The only way I can wear sandals is with socks, otherwise I get blisters. Does that make me a bad person? Lol


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 7th, 2025

@DancingSongbird579 nah! You are excused from the law 😁❤ 

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 7th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

Thou shalt not fart whilst walking past someone in a wheelchair

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 8th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 

Thou shalt not lick the bowl clean... Only because my carers told me that's disgusting and I should just flush the toilet, like a normal person

😂😂😂😂😂

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