Things you would like to add to the 10 comandments?!?!
Thou shalt not use thy phone when driving. Texting while driving is an especially great sin, an abomination unto THE LORD. If thou useth thy phone while driving, I shall send a plague of hemorrhoids, boils & impotence upon thee & thy house.
@slowdecline48 just gimme a second I'll read what you write in a minute, I'm a little busy

*waves hand, glowing dust settles on you & absorbs into your skin* the next time you do that, this will happen:

That's a dangerous habit, you know...playing with your phone while driving...

@Tinywhisper11
Thou shalt not use the kettle when having a water fight
@Tinywhisper11 So I can't throw the kettle? That's all right...there are plenty of other things I can throw...
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your not allowed to play at all😂😂😂😂
Now that's just harsh, Lo. Where's your sense of justice? Whenever I play, it's always a source of amusement for everyone else! 😁
@slowdecline48 ok you can play, but I'm on your team😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
@mytwistedsoul thou shalt not stay away from 8 cups this long cause I'm worried and I miss you
@Tinywhisper11 Agreed! When he comes back we’re giving him a curfew or putting a tracker on him or something.
@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas The tracker would be pretty confusing to follow because I'd have to attach it to a squirrel lol!
@mytwistedsoul 😂

That’s you watching and taking notes from a discrete location as I chase the squirrels. 😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I made it on the list of commandments? Whoa (shocked Pikachu face) hugs you gently I didn't mean for you to worry ❤️
@mytwistedsoul it's ok don't apologise ❤ I'm just so happy your back ❤ I'm never letting you go again

@Tinywhisper11
Thou shall devour chips n chocolate if thou wants 🍫+ 🍟 =👍
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@RainbowRosie 🤤
@Tinywhisper11
Thou shalt not lick the bowl clean... Only because my carers told me that's disgusting and I should just flush the toilet, like a normal person
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