Two sentence horror stories
Please share a one or two sentence horror story.
Example: It's nice to see my wife come home through my doorbell camera, even though she died three years ago.
@diligentShade426
It's nice to cut my grass knowing the bodies haven't been uncovered 😁
@Amanda84 😱😱😂😂😂😂
@Amanda84
You are suppose bury them under plant species that are at risk of extinction. This way no one can dig them up. 🤣
@braindamag3
Thanks for the tip pal 😁
@Amanda84
No wonder the cops are after you 😂😭
I discovered a new species at WORK today, it has four legs, spots and FANGS! I am an astronaut...
@diligentShade426 :O
@diligentShade426 oh that's just my friend Dave 👽
@diligentShade426 sometimes I wonder how my ex is doing. Has he gotten all fat and bloated, or really thin and disgusting... Or maybe someone's already found the body🤔
@Tinywhisper11
He's actually looking swell 😂
@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
💜
@Amanda84 🤣🤣🤣
@Tinywhisper11
😂😂😂
@diligentShade426 I don't need 2 sentences I can tell you the most terrifying thing ever in just one word... Ok are you ready, brace yourselves....MONDAY😱😱😱😱
@Tinywhisper11
I can't believe you said it out loud, have I taught you nothing? 😂
@Amanda84 😂😂😂 I'm so sorry I couldn't control myself😱😱😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
That's why you get us caught 😂
@Amanda84 I completely blame this on your bad influence on me
@Tinywhisper11
I'm an 😇
@Amanda84 yes you are a Angel with horns😁😁 a hornee angel if you will💖😁
@Tinywhisper11
Me to a t 😂
@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂
That's the scariest one so far
@diligentShade426
Last night, I admired a painting at my grandmas house of a scary looking clown. I initially laughed it off until I woke up this morning and saw that there was no painting, but a window.
@diligentShade426
😂
@Amanda84
You're not supposed to laugh at horror stories 🤣
@trueconfidant123
I find them funny rather than scary 😂😂😂
@diligentShade426 if I have nightmares in blaming you 😱😱
If it makes you feel more at ease, I later found out it was actually a mirror 😮👉 👈🤡
@diligentShade426
Brilliant 😂
@diligentShade426 😂😂😂😂😂 oh ok then nothing to fear 💖😂😂😂
@diligentShade426
Wow, you're damn good at this! 😨
Thanks! I enjoy writing them
It's normally a good thing as a parent to see your child smile back at you with a big wide grin. But not when they do it while you're staring at them through the ultrasound monitor, unborn.....and with FULLY GROWN TEETH.
@diligentShade426 😱ahhhhhhhhhhh!
That's how I see all babies who sit near me on long plane rides haha
@diligentShade426 it's ok to do this sometimes😁💖
I kept being woken up in the middle of the night by a person knocking on my front door, only to find they have disappeared when I opened it. After several times, I finally got to see who it was....when I turned around and looked at my bedroom MIRROR.
✊️👻
@diligentShade426
@diligentShade426
@diligentShade426 it's hard to let go😥 but sometimes it's the only way to avoid a rock climbing catastrophe😥
R i.p dave, carl, mary, louise, karen, karen, Tony, mac, karen and frank😭😭😭 I've been in many catastrophes
This one made me chuckle a bit. God help any Karens who come across tiny 😂
@diligentShade426 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I also like to go bobsleighing😁 so far I've slayed 35 bobs 😁
@diligentShade426 why did the Hawaiian guy push his wife of the cliff?!?!! Tequilla
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LOL that's great
@Tinywhisper11 🤣🤣🤣
@azurePond 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 looool
@diligentShade426
They say cats have 9 lives, but I swear I’ve buried him at least 11 times.
@braindamag3 😱😱😱 this is why you cremate them.. Always cremate them😱😱