Ye Olde English… Starring You!
Tell me about your day… But you MUST write it in Olde English! <3
AKA sound super formal and use big words, and use words that aren’t even used anymore, etc. Hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 I accept thy challenge m' fair lady. I woketh up a few'eth hours ago'ith. Thust so far I have been drinking'ith thy Brown liquid, and struggling to find 'ith a reason for being, the dark ages proveth very mighty on times. But I battle onwards g'day to all'ith the readers... Over and out
Having a bad day? :(
@jesusredeemedme2425 yeah my mind isn't being kind today
I’m sorry, how can we help? <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 don't worry, I'll be ok 💖
@Tinywhisper11
Sending tiny big bear hugs!!!!!






@7Bear7 thankyou🥲
@jesusredeemedme2425
Salutations and greetings mine fair lady. Mine self awoke upon this gallant morning with terror in mine heart. For it strucketh me like a whipeth, Ic hath forgotten thineself was required to be present for class. But the fairer lights shineth upon mine self, for the beautiful mother's assurance of mine time.
Awww your mom is awesome <3
@jesusredeemedme2425
Yes, mine self haveth a beautiful mother, of heart and thy soul! :3
From whence I was a paladin, I made haste to thy king's village when, lo! Mine own eyes witnessed as a maiden of the fairest beauty walketh upon her balcony, calling "Oh! Fair knight, please saveth me, woe is me!"
"How may I serve you, milady?"
"I need someone to text, so I'm going to need your number, and I need someone to comment my pictures on (insert that one popular app with the camera icon here, since it will bleep the name)"
"Hecketh thine eyes, wench! You speaketh of foul witchcraft, and terrible magicks lurketh nigh!"
"Hel-lo! Earth to Fair Knight! It's the 21st century!"