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Your calling in sick, what's your excuse gonna be😂

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 12th

Your calling in sick, using predictive text... What is your excuse?

I'm calling in sick because ..............

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat January 18th

@Tinywhisper11

I'm calling in sick because i feel sleepy 😴

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 18th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9


good-night-bed.gif

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat January 18th

@Amanda84

Aw..!! i love the Gif 😍

I just looking for that level of comfort. 😅

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 18th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

I feel ya, love comfort 💚🤗

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat January 18th

@Amanda84

I just run out of heart's for u 😂😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 18th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat January 18th

@Amanda84 Aww..!😇

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 18th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 22nd

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 and I think your fired😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat January 22nd

@Tinywhisper11 Uhm, Sleep is important more than anything, i can find another job for me, as I'm being an genius... it's their loss 😌😄

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 22nd

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 you are a genius💖💖💖maybe you could get a job as  a sleeper🤔🤔 like becoming a professional extreme sports person😁 job title, extreme hibernation

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat January 22nd

@Tinywhisper11 Is that Any job exists? I sleep n get paid 😭?? will they reward me if i sleep more than ordinary human do??🤧

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 22nd

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 sleeping is good 💖

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User Profile: plushPalm56
plushPalm56 January 18th

@Tinywhisper11 migraines 😂 which is very believable because I do get them often and my boss knows 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 22nd

@plushPalm56 aww bless you 💖 but at least you actually have a real excuse😂💖

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness February 22nd

@Tinywhisper11
found you😎
twinzela power😂🤧


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@curiousbookishness you may have found me but I'm to fast for you😁 rolls away quickly♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿

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Nooooooo ah wait let me grab my horse🏇

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User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 February 1st

I’m sick. Haha

User Profile: GreenLime3141
GreenLime3141 February 1st

Or because the roads are too snowy.

User Profile: WonNone
WonNone February 1st

@Tinywhisper11

I'm calling in sick because I'm on fart 💨emergency. 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@WonNone you are a fart emergency😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: Ch3rry98
Ch3rry98 February 28th

@Tinywhisper11

Im calling in sick because I am not able to study


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@Ch3rry98 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: TyingMyBest1295
TyingMyBest1295 February 28th

@Tinywhisper11

ok listen a dog barked and then a cat jumped on my roof which scared the elephant into getting bigger and it ran over a pancake from IHOP and then I felt SO bad for that pancake I need to cope

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 February 28th

@TyingMyBest1295

They couldn't possibly not believe you 😂💙😂😂

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User Profile: TyingMyBest1295
TyingMyBest1295 February 28th

@Amanda84

ya gotta blow your nose to pull that act cus of the pancake

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 February 28th

@TyingMyBest1295


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@TyingMyBest1295 grieving takes time😂😂

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@Tinywhisper11

Hmm my excuse will be I have a bag of Doritos that's going to go stale if I don't stay home with them 😂

How are you tiny?

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@Sparklingdiamonds in doing good now💖😁 I hope your Doritos survived😂😂😂

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User Profile: Sparklingdiamonds
Sparklingdiamonds April 19th

@Tinywhisper11

Yaaaass they are totally gone by now 🤣 I miss you being in the group chats now. You're always so kind and funny.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@Sparklingdiamonds aww I miss you all to💖💖 gives you a giant tiny hug 💖 I love you 💖 so you didn't save me any!???😮😮 that's ok I'll just have some icecream instead please😋

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User Profile: Sparklingdiamonds
Sparklingdiamonds April 26th

@Tinywhisper11

Thank you for the hug tiny, sends you one in return. Yup, all da ice cream is yours 🤣*sends dusting of eatable diamond shimmers for topping*

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 12th

Am not calling in sick. I'm just gonna tell the boss to 🎼 take this job & shove it 🎶

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@slowdecline48 shove it where...!?!?😂😂

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Is it the wind?🌚

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@curiousbookishness 😂😂😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 April 17th

@Tinywhisper11

Today's just not good for me 😂😂😂😂🧡

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP April 19th

@Amanda84 yourrrrrrrrrr firedddd😂😂😂😂

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