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Your calling in sick, what's your excuse gonna be😂

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 12th

Your calling in sick, using predictive text... What is your excuse?

I'm calling in sick because ..............

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th

@Tinywhisper11 in calling in sick because of my heart and soul😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th

@Tinywhisper11 that's actually not a bad excuse😂😂

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User Profile: DancingSongbird579
DancingSongbird579 January 12th

@Tinywhisper11

I'm calling in sick because I just don't feel like going to work today. 

(Maybe honesty isn't always the best policy 😇)

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th

@DancingSongbird579 😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah that's not a great excuse😂😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 12th

@Tinywhisper11

I'm calling in sick because I want to spend the day as a unicorn 😂💚

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th

@Amanda84 your boss is now on the phone to the mental hospital😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 13th

@Tinywhisper11

My boss probably is more mental than I, they did hire me , you see 🤗😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 13th

@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's true😂😂😂

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User Profile: trueconfidant123
trueconfidant123 January 12th

@Amanda84

😭😭😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 13th

@trueconfidant123 😂😂😂

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trueconfidant123 January 12th

@Tinywhisper11

I'm calling in sick because of the day I will be there in the evening.

This doesn't make any sense 😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 13th

@trueconfidant123 😂😂😂😂😂😂 maybe your a vampire😂😂😂

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User Profile: QuietByNature
QuietByNature January 12th

@Tinywhisper11

i have used the following:

migraine, not well today, food poisoning

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 13th

@QuietByNature 😂😂😂 that's not to bad if a excuse 😂 your the most believable so far💖😂

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User Profile: diligentShade426
diligentShade426 January 13th

I'm calling in sick because my dog ate my shift

(Good dog 🐕)

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 14th

@diligentShade426 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 first the dog ate homework, now he eats shifts😂😂😂😂😂😂

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diligentShade426 January 15th

Homework is the main meal, and shifts are for dessert 🍨

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th

@diligentShade426 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 January 15th

@Tinywhisper11 I'm calling in sick because I have a headache and I don't think so but I will be in the office tomorrow. That's the lamest one ever 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th

@sadcat13 annnndddddd your fired😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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sadcat13 January 15th

@Tinywhisper11 noooo

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th

@sadcat13 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo January 15th

@Tinywhisper11

I have an eye problem. 😁 (translates to.....I really can't see coming into work today, lolzzz 🤣) 

*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th

@SparkyGizmo yeah don't tell them the real excuse😂😂😂😂💖

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SparkyGizmo January 15th

@Tinywhisper11

😂 ❤️ 😂

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown January 15th

@Tinywhisper11

I'm calling in sick because….well actually for no other reason except I just feel like calling in sick so I can finally get the LONG vacation I’ve deserved for the longest forever long time!!! Try imagining how long that is 😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 15th

@akunknown 😂😂😂😂😂 well I hope your boss pays attention to your excuse😂😂

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown January 15th

@Tinywhisper11

He better or all his employees will boycott and protest with the purpose of replacing him with a more employee friendly boss. It’s already been discussed so he and everyone else who works there knows that. 

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 17th

@akunknown I feel a strike approaching💖

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User Profile: chillmoon
chillmoon January 16th

@Tinywhisper11 I'm calling in sick because I have to take my dog to the counselor

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 17th

@chillmoon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that excuse could be worse😂😂😂😂😂

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