Dad Jokes 🥸

Hello Lovelies 💖 
How is everyone?! The months are just FLYING by! Can't believe it's almost autumn. Pumpkin spice season has already arrived, too. Makes me think of sassy Dad's talking about the white girl choice of Starbucks even though it's probably his guilty pleasure. 

With that in mind, it is way past time for a good Dad Joke thread!! With a little sentimental twist 🌪️
My best friend in high-school and I used to love talking in emojis. Was it efficient? Absolutely NOT. Was is stress relieving? Yes. Did we take precious time out of our days to create elaborate stories to see the craziest or most accurate events we could figure out from each others emoji attempts? Yes. And I still would. 

I put together a few dad jokes, emoji style! What do you think they are??? Pick one to guess or create your own story for it! Doesn't need to be a truuue Dad Joke in the end. It's up to you :) 
Then share your own Dad Joke! I need laughs and puns and all the sassy responses!