@genericbeing "Victorian Ghost"
@genericbeing I like this!
@mytwistedsoul Thanks, I strayed from my usual haunted house theme
@genericbeing I'll have try that and see what I get haunted house wise :)
@mytwistedsoul Haunted houses are cool to make, my favorite ones have Victorian greenhouses attached
@genericbeing Nice! I'd like to have one of those attached to my rl house!
@mytwistedsoul Yeah that'd be cool
@genericbeing My Twisted Soul
@mytwistedsoul Wow, spooky
@mytwistedsoul My sleep paralysis demon is hotter than this one
@azurePond 😳😅😂
@mytwistedsoul Oh shoot! I just saw the caption... definitely didn’t mean to call your soul ugly! Also, my comment was meant to be sarcastic😅
@azurePond 😂 No worries! 😂 I was thinking about your sleep paralysis demon 😂🤣 how did you manage to get a hot one?
Just kidding of course. I'm sorry that it's something you have to deal with. It's so sad that a bed time ritual is akin to suiting up for battle. Our suits of armor just look like pajamas ❤️
@mytwistedsoul Because I paid for the premium option ofc! ( High definition, hot ones and no ads)
@azurePond I've always seen those offers but never if they actually worked! I'll have to check that out! 😂
@mytwistedsoul Yeah..check them out...And if you have the Platinum Trauma card , you will get a 20% discount 😁
@azurePond I do have that card! I was thinking of trading it in for the Titanium but it seems like a hassle 😂
@mytwistedsoul Why go for Titanium though? (Is there a titanium?) Platinum is already top tier..you can use it anywhere — and if you use it smartly, you might just get invited to upgrade to Black card (comes with a coffin) and one day you will have a personalised sleep paralysis demon for eternity. Also you will get inventory access - you can handpick your demon.
@azurePond There is a titanium card and a black card and diamond. Too many imo lol. The coffin would come in handy eventually or could make a really cool planter. I'm intrigued at the thought of hand picking my own demon - do they offer bundle packages? Like a 2 for 1 or pick 2 and get the third one free?
@mytwistedsoul 🤣 There are bundle packages but they are exclusive.. invite only... for that you need the Palladium (but the annual trauma is really high and not worth the hassle)
@azurePond 😮💨 those doggone exclusive invite only things are irritating. But yeah I have enough hassles of my own without being invited to more 😂
@mytwistedsoul imo, Black trauma card is better than the Palladium.. I mean u get the coffin too.. You can hide inside it and avoid people (Dracula had the best ideas, you know)
@azurePond I could totally use the coffin. Put a small screen under the lid and watch cartoons 😂 Are they over sized at all? In case I want snacks 😋
It's so funny on my laptop the sigh I did looks like it came out the other end and I'm rolling 🤣
@mytwistedsoul As someone who once ordered a c0ffin for myself, I can give you expert advise - so yeah, if you’re going the c0ffin route....those normal hexagonal ones—they actually taper at the feet and shoulders so you might have to ration your snack stash a little .....the toe space is a bit tight for a snack drawer unless youre into compact bento boxes. but if you go for an English rectangular style... the lid's high enough for a thin screen and if it's solid pine or mahogany, great acoustics for cartoons. Just dont drop crumbs everywhere. IMO, hexagonal ones will give you that coffin feel, the other ones is like a wooden box, so buy a hexagonal one extra large.
(FYI: I didnt order a coffin for mysel bcoz I was dy!ng or bcoz I was going to k ms.. I just wanted to see if they feel claustr0phobic to the dead....which is stupid but at that time it made sense)
@mytwistedsoul C0ffins have removable lids, it wont work and the hexagonal ones are tapering so less space for snacks unless you are ordering a larger one. Rectangular caskets are good- spacious, lids with hinges, you can close the bottom half and leave the top half open which can double as a table top..so many possibilities
@azurePond You've....uh ...given this a lot of thought 🤭 I like the idea of the lower half closing and keep the top half open. That way if you get a chill on your legs you can just close it. I think I'd go for a larger rectangular one. That way there's room to stretch out 😁
@mytwistedsoul I research before I make a decision 🤷♀️And I agree with your idea of a rectangular casket!
@azurePond That's a good idea! You should always do research so you can make the brightest decision. I've decided that when it's my time... I'm doing cremation. That way I'm guaranteed a smoking hot body 🤭😁😂
@mytwistedsoul 😂😂 Omg that was unexpectedly iconic..Still... I’m going for the good old-fashioned burial… so my family can let me down one last time.
@azurePond 😂😂 I didn't see that coming! 🤣 Well hey make sure they tie your shoe laces together in case of a zombie apocalypse 😂😂
@mytwistedsoul Nah... I’m not the revenge type—but I am petty. I won’t come back as a zombie to k!ll them. I’ll haunt them as a ghost and annoy them. Like stealing one sock from every pair, hiding keys just when theyre late, mixing ink with cologne, removing one button from every shirt, tossing a red tee into their whites, doodling smiley faces on their passport...limitless possibilities. The priests wont even believe them that a ghost put peanuts in their food and caused them allergic reactions.
@azurePond Stealing a sock from every pair. 😂
@mytwistedsoul Yeah,...Imagine:
The Priest:
So… a ghost broke into your house. Ignored your soul. Ignored your family. And took one sock…
from every pair. And one from every cufflinks.
Right?
long pause
You do not need an exorcism for that. Maybe keep a Bible in your sock drawer. Sprinkle holy water on your cufflinks. And maybe… see a sleep specialist. Just to cover all bases.
@azurePond Couldn't the priest bless the sock drawer? Although some socks are already holey 😂
@mytwistedsoul oh noo😭😭😭
@azurePond Ghostly intentions foiled by socks 🤪
@mytwistedsoul Ghost changes her intentions.. I will hide the cutlery and break their favourite coffee mug.
@azurePond OMG not the coffee mug! 😳 You fiend!
@mytwistedsoul 
@mytwistedsoul
I feel that
@genericbeing Azure Pond
@azurePond 
@azurePond So tranquil
@mytwistedsoul I know right! ( And yes, I am a tranquilizer)
@azurePond You definitely have some very chill vibes! :)
@mytwistedsoul Thank you ;)
@azurePond Tranquil
They're not all doom and gloom 😅
@mytwistedsoul Is that reepicheep?
@azurePond I guess it could be? It was just supposed to be a pi-rat (pirate) for Halloween but it could pass as a reepicheep
@mytwistedsoul Pi-rat lol🤣 you're funny!
@azurePond Thank you! You've got an awesome sense of humor too! 😄
@mytwistedsoul Thank you thank you... Sometimes it lands —other times, well, it crash lands spectacularly. But hey... at least it lands!
@azurePond Always keep marshmallows on hand for the crash landings - in case of fire. That way there's snacks 😁😂
So cute!!!! <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 Ikr?!..Doesn’t he remind you of Reepicheep from Narnia?
Absolutely! <3
First line of the horror movie - It did t look haunted 😅
@mytwistedsoul I mean... come on... it was a great deal — we got the whole estate for half the price! Half! Just because the previous owners were... you know… brutally murdered in the greenhouse. Bit of a mess, sure, but we’re not superstitious, right? I mean... what’s the worst that could happen now — ghosts? * laughs in financially savvy denial * Look... we’re getting a five-bedroom house with a garden, a koi pond and a greenhouse...
So yes — let’s move in. With our three kids. And my very pregnant wife. What could possibly go wrong?
@azurePond Oh! You've seen this movie too! 😂 and of course you know the husband kept it a secret from his wife because "she didn't need to know and he knew she would be bothered by it" but now she's going to do some digging and stirred things up even more.... where did I put that number for the exorcist?
@mytwistedsoul Yes yes yes!! And remember that shady neighbor lady.... definitely not a Karen...who always seemed cold and cr@zy? Turns out she knew the place was haunted and was actually trying to warn them by yelling at the kids and the pregnant lady... “Go back where you came from!”
And the overly friendly helpful guy? Yeah he was the real villain all along—the one behind the murder. The ghosts were after him. The family was just the collateral damage
The exorcist priest.... his collar and crosses... but he has a heart attack halfway through and in the chaos the ghosts finally get their revenge on Mr Nice Guy. They vanish—maybe to heaven, maybe to h3ll, who knows.....then suddenly the estate’s whole gloomy vibe lifts. The sky clears, sunlight and yellow, the greenhouse blooms back to life...all green.
Cue the end credits... and just as you think it’s over—a hand rises from the koi pond.
That movie? ...... I mean those movies...yeah I’ve seen it.
@azurePond
@mytwistedsoul This is exactly why my friends hate going to horror movies with me.... I crack jokes, predict every twist and basically just roast the ghost.
But hey, they still invite me to ghost movies, so that’s on them. And I keep going… so I guess that’s on me too.🤷♀️
@azurePond In your defense the plots all seem to follow the same story line so... How can you not see what's coming 😂
@mytwistedsoul 
@azurePond Omg I'm rolling! 😂😂 Exactly this!
"A hand rises from the koi pond" I hear a sequel is in the works! 😂😂
@mytwistedsoul 🤣🤣🤣 Yes... and the sequel would be named - *insert the synonym of haunted/ghost/evil * 2 : The rising (from the koi pond but that's implied)
@azurePond 😂😂 Yes! A new family moves in and strange things start to happen and the wife will track down the old family to ask if anything weird ever happened on 667 haunted way. Of course the door will be shut in their face with a resounding NO! But someone will start to feel guilty and they'll call to meet at an out of the way cafe. Where they'll warn them that they need to leave the house immediately. Wife drives home like a mad woman (in a downpour of course) nearly causing 29 accidents to arrive home. But it's already too late... The family cat has taken everyone hostage and is speaking in tongues and some viscous dark liquid is seeping out of the koi pond spreading decay.... 😂😂
I would totally watch this! 🤣
@mytwistedsoul YASS.... omg.. the new family tracking down the old fammily..legit!! 🤣🤣🤣 A cat taking the family hostage? So believable.... and it flips all the usual clichés. I’d definitely buy a ticket and watch it in IMAX at the theater. Imagine a scene where the youngest kid, the little girl, tries to have an emotional talk with the cat to jog its memory—but it doesn’t work. Then the wife crashes the car through the living room and… k!lls the cat. Wait.... are d3ad cats too violent for movies nowadays? Would our film get banned?
@azurePond We may have to do a pg 13 on it just to be safe. Omg the little girl trying to jog the cats memory... Such an emotional moment. But Fluffy remember when we found you and gave you that warm milk and warm bed. I told you I loved you and you loved me back.... (There's that moment when you can see a soft look come over Fluffy's face and you think omg he's going to beat the darkness.) But then....Fluffy what are you doing? Fluffy noooo..... 😂😂
@mytwistedsoul.... then the car crashes into the living room..Fluffy's got hit... bl00d everywhere.. bl00d on the little girl's face (we can use that for the poster lol).......
Twisted Soul.. what are we doing? We are creating a masterpiece here😭
@azurePond Omg! This is brilliant! That will definitely make a good poster. This would be a box office hit!
@mytwistedsoul WE should write a book! 😭😭
@mytwistedsoul Also....now.... part 3 would be the ghost’s backstory (Bcoz ofcourse it is)
Before getting brutally murdered in the greenhouse—along with her husband and children—the ghost lady was an orphan (think of her as the girl version of Oliver Twist).... Tragedy after tragedy... until one day, she finds love. She meets a kind man... they marry and they have twin children(Still they have issues..yk, poverty) The man—her husband—helps her discover her true identity.
It turns out she wasn’t actually an orphan... she had been kidnapped as a child. Her real parents were incredibly rich... (like she was an heir) and had believed she was d3ad. When they find her... they welcome her back and give her the family estate (Ofcourse her mother had died by then, her dad has Alzheimer's, her step mom had died, only her aunt and step brother were the one's that remained) For a while... she has her era of happiness.
Then— the bl00dy greenhouse murder.
Now... the ghost lady wants revenge.
Eventually, we learn that the so called "nice guy" from earlier is actually her stepbrother. He wanted to inherit the estate (the man had gambling debts and the maia is ater him- Coz why not!) so he k1lled her entire family. He had an accomplice—an old cleaning lady—who helped him pull it off.
But plot twist: the stepbrother also murd3red the cleaning lady to cover his tracks. And the twist doesn’t stop there—the cleaning lady’s children are the very family that moves into the estate in the 2nd movie.
Since their mother helped slaughter her whole family, the ghost lady seeks revenge on them. But the family's baby reminds her of her own lost twins. She has a human moment… and chooses to let go and crossing over willingly to heaven....
(End of Part 3)
(It should have ended there but you know how it goes—the cleaning lady’s ghost crawls out of the well and makes a noise...)
@azurePond The mafia is after him* ( I think I skipped some letters because of the excitement)
@azurePond Lol! Yes part three always seems to be the backstory! 😁 But holy moly this is good. I'm sitting here reading this like a novel - complete with exclamations like "omg that explains it!" 😂
@mytwistedsoul yes 🤣🤣 and oh yes... Anastasia (but our ghost lady's life was even more tragic)
@mytwistedsoul Nice, I'm always a fan of haunted houses
@genericbeing
I made this for my friend here so they can use it as pfp. lol
@Tulipsmile Oh this is so pretty!
@mytwistedsoul
I am glad you like it soul ☺️🌷
@Tulipsmile This is exactly how I imagine the night sky would look if you were lying in a meadow in the Ghibli universe… utterly magical and breathtaking.
@azurePond
Ohh wow beautiful way 💞 how you describe it
Actually when I see it I remember howl moving castle، and milky way 🌌 galaxy 👀👀
@Tulipsmile 
@azurePond
Oh wow exactly 😮😮
@genericbeing 
I make a lot of AI art occasionally :)
@WellsFiction This looks like a good summer day... so serene!
@WellsFiction Ahh this is so nice! I'd sit there all day! Just need a cold drink to go with it!
@WellsFiction I have never made AI art and was really curious when I saw this thread. Nice picture!
@reservedOwl321 It can be alot of fun!
Try it! It’s fun :)
@reservedOwl321 Absolutely! Thank you! I make mine on ChatGPT and Gencraft. It's fun :)
@wellsfiction, I'll look that up. Thanks! 👍
@WellsFiction Aww..it is Frankenstein's monster 🥹
@azurePond Yes! He needs some sunscreen haha.
@genericbeinginteresting
@agreeableEyes7132 And why's that?
Certainly not a haunted estate!
