Hospital Stories for @Tinywhisper11

@Tinywhisper11 My dear bestie, I hope you feel better soon. Keeping you, in my thoughts and prayers.

I really do not have a funny story, that I can remember from, my childhood, sorry.

I hope this makes you laugh however:

@Tinywhisper11

I've been squirreling away some comic jokes, now I know why v

Here's a weird little poem I wrote about a while ago (I never showed it to anyone)

Angelic

ByGenericBeing

Two angels one black and one white
Appeared from a fog in the cold dead night
A sable, a snow, a wicked and charitable
Truthful, dishonest, both easily veritable

Came to a person in grey of indecision
Like deplorable and holy, both lovely vision
Why whatever could be wrong?
Sold solace in fresh song

I need to decide; one choice is right the other is lie
The one the other, regardless is to try

The one in black whispered such tales
The one in white warned of such fails

The grey, wondering ever unsettled
Rested hard and spirit so nettled
One must finally come to pass
That decision as fragile as glass

I can choose the white
I can choose the black
The truth in the right
The lure of the brack

(Its about making a choice, like when there's a little devil or angel on your shoulder telling you what to do - yeah I'm weird lol)

Oh here's a simple story about me. This one time I was sneaking into a fireworks show/concert near where I live. It wasn't costly to get it but a lot of people were sneaking in because it was very easy to do so and i was a troublemaker back then. I was about 20ish. Anyway, so there's this train track separating the firework show from the area where people who didn't pay have to stay. A train was coming and the show was about to start so a few people made a run to cross before the train, I did too, in fact I was the last person to cross. Well two policemen ran to the area to stop people sneaking in. Seeing them coming towards me, knowing I might be busted, I ran faster and went to jump the small orange fence (4 feet high) which was to keep people out. I jumped it blindly as I was pursued. I didn't know there was a four foot deep trench on the other side of this fence. So having leapt up 4 feet I now fell down 4 more feet. I fell a total of 8 feet down. The cops laughed, and I was in shock but amazingly perfectly fine. The massive crowd around me was mostly frightened for me. (I barely outran a train, jumped a high wall, fell up to my neck in a deep ditch because I went into a crouch when I fell) After that the police let me go because they were deeply impressed I'd gone through such apparent lengths to evade $5's (Plus they never would've caught me anyway). It was a bit embarrassing but pretty funny later thinking about it. Oh and to top it off, my friend and I snuck over this hill (Trying to get closer to the fireworks) not knowing we basically had walked into the red-zone where the fireworks were being set off. At first it was awesome, the fireworks suddenly fired from less than 10 feet away, then it was a bit scary because actually pieces of burning debris starting falling on us, then cool again. In the end it was super worth it. It had been very dangerous but I've never had that cool of a view of fireworks since nor probably ever will again.

Oh one fun fact, before I was paralyzed with anxiety I was the exact opposite of fearful in every-way, I used to be wildly-daring so I have a whole ton of wild and crazy stories like that. And they are all true.

Well that's basically all I could think of for now. (Yes I'm weird) So I'll leave you with this one piece of valuable advice. v

"You can tune a piano, but you cannot tune-a-fish." - Confucius or Winston Churchill or somebody... Idk...

That's a real nice idea, I'm gonna share my story a lot quicker than intended now 😁

As promised my story is up. As best I could because of the bots and certain words was quite difficult. And it's not a happy story so be prepared for that too.

@jesusredeemedme2425 thanks for sharing this post

@Tinywhisper11 Anne the Banane here for you! I'm sending the best healing beams for you

I hope this is a funny story:
When I was a kid, I had a fish tank.
I don't remember how, but the fish tank broke (I think I accidentally dropped something heavy in it?)
When it broke, the water all gushed out, down the wall, and water ran into an electrical outlet on the wall. 
Apparently you aren't supposed to pour water into an electrical outlet, because apparently when you do, the outlet starts sparking and zapping and making all sorts of scary noises. 
My mom called the fire department and they came over with a firetruck, lights and sirens and everything. 
The fire fighters came in and stood there looking at the sparking and zapping outlet. 
Hmmm. 
We were all just standing there looking at the outlet. 
The firefighters couldn't exactly spray more water on the outlet, so they just watched it for .... forever, it seemed... until it stopped sparking and zapping. 
Then they left and told me not to break any more fish tanks. 
😳

I was in hospital month ago as well. For one night, because I had epileptic seizure while I was driving home from grocery store on my bike. So, I crashed and hurt myself pretty bad. Neighbour girl called ambulance while I was laying on the ground. I hope your are doing good. 😊

@Tinywhisper11 sending u hugs and ice-cream for fast recovery ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

@jesusredeemedme2425 Hey @TinyWhisper11 Here's a really cool website full of stories. Most are really good lol. https://everydayfiction.com/ You're such a wonderful friend. I'm so glad God brought you into my life. Love you, buddy! btw my back still hurts from the  first time you hugged me lol

@TinyWhisper11 I read this a long time ago. It still makes me laugh (tw) for language 

Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

"Sorry it took so long but the stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her a** with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat *** down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again."

The silence in the taxi was deafening....