A Joke
I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here
hope it makes you laugh too
"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"
Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
what is also funny is the things we all find funny like these crazy jokes haha
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
- I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
@Farrah17 This is a good one!
@rose987654321 thanks glad you like them :)
- I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft word Office, I will find you
You have my word .
@Farrah17 Ha ha, and you will Excel in getting it back. 😀 It will be an Excel-lent find.
@Journey144
haha Journey thanks
at first I was wondering what you ment as I'd forgotten about that joke then read it hahaha
@Farrah17 Ha ha. I'm glad you understood. That's wonderful though. You're awesome.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
@Farrah17 😂😀 That's a good one. Ha ha
@Journey144
Hiya Journey glad it made you laugh haha
Ha ha, @Farrah17 . You are an amazing joke teller and awesome at selecting riddles. I look forward to your riddles soon, too. Be blessed. ☺️
@Journey144
thank you journey
you are a wonderful listener and supportive to me
take care
Hi there @Farrah17 . You are so strong and caring towards others. Thanks for your kind words and being more better and better in this journey. Keep smiling! ☺️ Stay blessed and sending positive thoughts and warm, safe hugs your way, dear!
@Journey144
thank you so much lovely Journey
sending you alot of Love and hugs
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Oh darn. Ha ha. I change my mind now. This fridge joke was my favorite today. 😄 @Farrah17
@Redirecting
haha that's really good