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User Profile: Farrah17
Farrah17 October 11th, 2022


I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here



hope it makes you laugh too


"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"

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User Profile: Farrah17
Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


another joke :)


Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.

Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it that much.

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User Profile: kingofthestates
kingofthestates November 27th, 2022

@Farrah17☺️☺️

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User Profile: Farrah17
Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

Joke


Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.

Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it that much.

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User Profile: calmMango9611
calmMango9611 December 13th, 2022

@Farrah17 Very funny.

Loved that joke.

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


another joke


Who's in charge of the pencil case

The ruler!

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October 11th, 2022

@Farrah17

Oh, I like this!😄

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Redirecting October 13th, 2022

This was the best one. Thanks! @Farrah17

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


its good to laugh


Why do calculators make great friends?

You can always count on them!

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User Profile: Journey144
Journey144 October 11th, 2022

@Farrah17 I always love nice clean, positive jokes from you. Keep going. 😀

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


Joke time

I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!


User Profile: JaseByTheSea
JaseByTheSea October 11th, 2022

😆

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User Profile: Farrah17
Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

Hi @JaseByTheSea

glad it made you laugh


take care


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User Profile: JaseByTheSea
JaseByTheSea October 11th, 2022

Me too, I love to laugh, have a good day

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User Profile: Farrah17
Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@JaseByTheSea

yes its really I do too

thanks so much you too take care

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User Profile: Farrah17
Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


A good laugh


I was in Tesco’s and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


a silly but funny joke


Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!”

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


hahaha


When should you take a plum to dinner? If you can’t find a date!

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022
Who eats snails? People who don’t like fast food
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User Profile: Optimisticempath
Optimisticempath October 11th, 2022

@Farrah17 lol I love these jokes thanks for sharing 😁

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@Optimisticempath

you are so welcome a good laugh can really help

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User Profile: ChillingRain
ChillingRain October 11th, 2022

@Farrah17 the French!

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@ChillingRain

yes they do too :)

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