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Farrah17 October 11th, 2022


I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here



hope it makes you laugh too


"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

hahaha

Women should not have children after 36. really 36 children is enough.

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Redirecting October 13th, 2022

@Farrah17 Yikes, 36 ha ha. I get it ha ha Imagine that . 36. Ha ha

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


What kind of trees fits in to your hands ?

A palm tree

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

Never trust atoms. They make up everything.

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


very silly but funny hahaha

When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn't hire stupid people.

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022


What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer ?

A father in law

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Redirecting October 11th, 2022

☺😸All of these jokes are uplifting and positive. Have a great day. Thanks. @Farrah17

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@Redirecting

I am glad :)

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L1ly0ftheValley October 11th, 2022

I love jokes / puns, these are wonderful Farrah! Thanks for sharing!

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@L1ly0ftheValley

You are very welcome thank you for your kind words :-)


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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

I sold my vacuum the other day
all it was doing was collecting dust

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

What does a baby computer call his father ? Dada

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Windshield October 11th, 2022

Hahahaha

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@Windshield

sorry it should have said Data

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Farrah17 OP October 11th, 2022

@Windshield

haha and sorry I wasn't ment to reply to you with the comment haha

I have my moments when i get things wrong I been doing it alot lately and its been very funny at times very embarrassing

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