A Joke
I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here
hope it makes you laugh too
"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"
I'm very please with my new fridge magnet.So far I've got twelve fridges.
@Farrah17 I'm done. Ha ha ha ha. That was funny. Awesome pick!
I put a new freezer next to the refrigerator, now they're just chilling.
A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought "That's not very mature".
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
He was stuffed.
Did you hear about the population of Ireland?
It’s Dublin.
hahaha
"People who say 'Everything happens for a reason' have never wet themselves on public transport."
@Farrah17 Oh my goodness..... ha ha ha ha Right!
@Journey144
hahaha