A Joke
I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here
hope it makes you laugh too
"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"
What do you call a Cow wearing high heels?
A Dairy Queen!
@bestMaple2045 😂😁😄🤗
A Bear walk into a restaurant and says, '' I want a grilled Cheese'' The waiter says ''Why the big pause ? ''
The Bear replies, '' I don't know, I was born with them''
How did Burger King propose to his girl friend
With an Onion Ring
How do you make a Sausage Roll
Push it down the hill
What is a table you can eat ?
Vegetable
What do you call a Chimp that likes to eat Potato Chips ?
A Chip Monk
Customer The is a fly in my Soup
Waitress Don't worry the Spider in your Bread will get it.
glad most of you liked the jokes wish I could continue
but after getting abuse here its too stressful as it can triggering
