This is kind of an icebreaker/ game, but fill in an answer. As a lesbian (closeted too), I'm tired of hearing::

Feel ya. I hate it. My dad always tell me that and I'm tired of it. Why do I have do please man? I don't want to so shut up!

I understand too, expect for I’m pansexual. I still understand because everyone is always like “I can’t wait til we both get a boyfriend” or “I hope you get a good boyfriend” like what if I don’t get a boyfriend, what if I get a girlfriend or a significant other.

you can play around and reply stupid shit like, i’d rather get a dog or something sassy that shuts them up i cut my hair really short and my mom was like omg stop it or you’ll look like a dude, my reply was: even better she never made any more comments like that again

I'm tired of hearing, "You're not really a lesbian, because you were nice to me and showing kindness to a man means you're leading me on."

@HideySquirrel as a lesbian, it's my friends who are straight girls always repeating that they're straight in front of me, as if I'll start hitting on them all of a sudden even though I've never even thought of doing so.

My friends telling me that i'll outgrow the gay and end up marrying a man. All relatives constantly asking whether i have a boyfriend.