Underneath the Sofa Bed
space for @yourlocalikea and @unassumingEyes only. Thank you for not snooping everyone else 🤍
@yourlocalikea
1. In my defence life is chaotic so yes im making this several days after asking
2. I use prepositions when naming stuff dont ask xD
3. Well ofcourse it had to be furniture themed
4. 📣welcome to our penpals!📣
howre you?
@unassumingEyes at this very moment as i am typing this i am sleepy
in general uh... chaotic xD tbh im more lucky i caught this forum 43 mins after it posted cause im literally not on cups these days
hbu?
@yourlocalIKEA it is 11pm for me so i get to sleep now xD
Chaotic is fair. Is school going alright? Im in a messy time in my life rn xD dont ask theres no good news lol
@unassumingEyes very late good night hope u had a good night :P
school started a week and a half ago and its forcibly going 🧐 i wouldnt say good but i wouldnt say awful so just 'meh'
*stares into ur soul* hows ur life...? i mean having news is better than not having any at all since it proves ur alive
@yourlocalIKEA is school ever anything but meh
you have a specific liking for staring into peoples souls xD in another life i guess you wld have been a cat 🫣
@unassumingEyes hello guess who forgot to reply until i saw u today? im guilty 😔
i can stare into ur uhh eyes (?) are u distracting me from asking about ur life 🤨
@yourlocalIKEA whaaaat? Me, deliberately distracting you from the mess of my life? *quickly hides Distracting Ikea 101 Book* ofcourse not 🫣 on that note, hows your life xD
@unassumingEyes life is busy busy busy x103 so thats my answer and smh *destroys ikea book*
life is busy busy busy again because im just so busy i dont have time on cups ahHhh
who u tryna distract 🤨 making me seem like the bad guy lol
how's your life? (plays boss music)
@yourlocalikea seriously. why are all my friends from the uk busy? Ur from there right xD whats going on its suspcious atp xD
my gal my life is crazy xD hence i shall deflect the question like...something that deflects things 😀
@unassumingEyes ye i study in uk xD and i think it happens by chance (?) things tend to get busier in year 13/12/11 in the uk soo if theyre in this grade then thats probs why
sth that deflects things 🧐 a mirror...? anyways i wont push it if ur life is that crazy 🕺but i think of dancing when someone says crazy (does not make sense)
@yourlocalIKEA dancing is good crazy xD dancing is chaos that makes you laugh
i am glad not to be studying in the uk xD studies are hard here too but yall sound like youre drowning atp
@unassumingEyes i can confirm that irl i am uhh worse than bad in dancing but 💃💃 cause why not
i think im busy just because i signed myself up to a lot of stuff xD voluntarily or involuntarily 😇 wishing u the best with ur studies too
@unassumingEyes how are the millions pairs of eyes doing? this humble store is checking in xD
@yourlocalIKEA humble? As if you dont rule the furniture class
this unknown pair of eyes is alright xD got exams going on (when do i not have exams atp) howre things for you?
@unassumingEyes i have to be humble cause ppl in tcr keep on eating my furnitre xD
gl on ur exams :0 sending good luck and hugs ✨🫂 u'll sail through them trust 🤞life has surprisingly calmed down for me xD ive finally got a lil break from school
@yourlocalIKEA thats good. About time xD
ah, good ol' furniture eating. I need to see it happen again, no offence xD
@unassumingEyes oh yes btwww eyes ur 17 right (?) if so when are u aging up :') or maybe when ur bday is? Im kinda rounding up how lonely ill be in cups next year/j
im stocking up on my furniture so maybe u should come watch some time soon xD hope ur exams went well for u <3
@yourlocalIKEA exams were oki 🤍
yup, 17. I age up in the last week of may :/ i dont have an L account yet and ive been wondering if i should make one so that i can become an atl...but i dont know xD
when do you age up?
*loneliness go poof*
@unassumingEyes i mean we can still communicate from here so i dont rlly mind 🧐 personally i dont have an L account lol
i age up december 2026... so not for a while haha but also not long after u xD
@yourlocalIKEA i'll be waiting for you on oldie side xD what will i do so many months without (furniture ) you? xD
the thing is becoming atl is such a hard process and i do not have the time 😔😔 but some cups frnds dont like forums so im just a big walking question mark rn :D
@unassumingEyes I respond to forums as quick as I can (she says while having 1000 forums not replied to)
uhh idk tell me more about urself because i suck at making convos
e.g. whats ur fav colour (classic npc question lmao)
whats ur fav animal??
do u have siblings???
*slides out awkwardly*
@yourlocalikea and this is why group chats are better 😀😭
Favourite colour: maam can you not see my pfp- xD purple and teal :) what's yours?
Favourite animal: uhhhh...elephant
One elder sister xD do i give younger sis vibes? xD
@unassumingEyes i think even in groupchats im awkward x100 if idk someone lmao xD thinking for 5 mins after they reply to 'hru' in what to say
my fav colour is turquiouse and anything pastel-ish
🧐 im not sure u do give older sis vibes now that i think about it... its just that ive never rlly thought about it
@yourlocalIKEA fav animal? Dont say chair
It is awkward with ppl you dont know for sure xD me, i flee the groupchats if there isnt atleast one (1) person i know xD
@unassumingEyes my fav animal(s) are red pandas and pangolins!! (Ofc living up to my pfp) I think chairs would make great pets
Ur so real for that xD i do that too if ppl are alr having a convo and im just awkwardness pro 100
@yourlocalIKEA chairs...they never bite
mostly
100% sure you cld befriend anyone in 0.002 seconds but okay
@unassumingEyes chairs don't bite but I do
Does the millions pairs of eyes bite?
@yourlocalIKEA who do you bite and how do i avoid being bitten
No the million pairs of eyes bite nothing but food
@unassumingEyes i bite on impulse ✨ living life on the edge and keeping everyone in their toes
I bite food too and hopefully the food ur biting is IKEA meatballs
@yourlocalIKEA ....great. gotta wear bite-proof clothing now :0
ikea meatballs are on the food bucket-list
@yourlocalikea hellooooo
@unassumingEyes bonjour i have emerged from the void after a century
@yourlocalIKEA yayyy 🤍🤍🤍
howve you been? how was the Great and Endless Void?
@unassumingEyes the void was un ikea like 😔 I did not like it
Christmas holidays start next week for me tho so i might be on here more (:
@yourlocalIKEA oh yayyy! Ive been starving for your companionship
@unassumingEyes how has ur like without my companionship been (defo not as good as with me here im just that important)
@yourlocalIKEA ofcourse my life is a mere passing of time in the absence of the honour you bestow upon me in the shape of your presence
No, like, seriously, its pretty dull without you around here xD
Other than that stain of sorrow and nostalgia upon my being, ive been...okay? not great? tolerable? bad? absolutely horrible? xD choose your pick
@unassumingEyes i choose all of the above so now u have to write a 500 word easy point evidence and explain the deep meaning of each one- lol
I hope it was mostly ' tolerable'
Do u have winter/Christmas break at school?
@yourlocalIKEA damn. i like essays but not this one xD
uh...not exactly. for personal reasons, ive kinda taken the month off. But officially im supposed to be in class xD
@unassumingEyes congratulations ur one of the first people in my life to say u like essays 🏅
:0 hope u had a great month off (?) is that how I'm supposed to say it.... Anyways a break is always goooood
@yourlocalIKEA you need more people in your life who like essays. It is the final decision of the jury. Sorry xD
I need a break from this break tbh xD getting sick of being at home
@unassumingEyes eyo who's the jury that's judging whether ppl in my life needs to like essays 🤨 tbh i just hate studying in general... #equal hate for every subject
Do u need a break from the break that u were taking form ur break?
@yourlocalIKEA the last question has befuzzled me. Like, what? xD
The jury is a couple of the unknown number of eyes
@unassumingEyes breaks from breaks are better when ur taking a break from a break from the break u were having xD
Also
Merry Christmas!!! 🎁 🎄⛄🎉
I'm not sure if u celebrate it but either way happy Christmas :)))))
@yourlocalIKEA 😵💫 the word break seems fake now
I dont celebrate, but thank you 🤍 happy holidays 🎉✨️
@unassumingEyes let's use rest instead of break then
A rest from the word break because eyes have had enough of breaks and needs a rest from the breaks xD
@yourlocalIKEA yes to all of that lmao xD
@unassumingeyes I actual love ur username cause it's got no numbers therfore easy to memorise 🫡 look at me yapping about random stuff again :D i think I've mentioned it b4 ngl
@yourlocalIKEA lmao i think i remember you going on about usernames with numbers xD i memorize the numbers and then i dont trust myself to have remembered the right number and then i go through forums looking for that user to check 😭
@unassumingEyes ikr i get u when I'm trying to tag a username is like ' was it 84 or 86' and its actually 82 😔 or I remembered their old username
I have a theory that ur pfp is actually millions of shades of purple eyes but I just can't prove it
@yourlocalIKEA i guessed who you meant by 82 lmao
I am in LOVE with this theory
@unassumingEyes lol its the first thing I could think of 😌 what gets me is if someone has more than 4 numbers in their username.... Or they only have one number but its like repeated many times
How can I prove this theory 🧐
@yourlocalIKEA you can not xD you are left wondering for all of eternity now
even 4 numbers are hard 😀 i remember the numbers and forget the order 😔😔
@unassumingEyes in an ideal world I would memorise every one of my friends 7cups username by heart 😶🌫️ but unfortunately we are not in an ideal world 😔
@yourlocalIKEA xDxD is this the part where we invent a new technology to help us memorize usernames out of pure spite for the universe or...?
@unassumingEyes you can go ahead and invent that technology if u wish and i can use it 🙃 i dont think im not smart enough to do that even with my lot of spite for the universe
@yourlocalIKEA maam im not a genius either 😔 (yet)
@unassumingEyes hello everyone id like to announce theres a genius to be within my 10metre radar
is what id like to say so now ur offically in charge of any thinking required when ur near me xD
@yourlocalIKEA xDxD
all the thinking? You will regret that xD
@unassumingEyes :0 ngl im sure ur way way way more logical than i am 🤓 afterall ur 'the unassuming eyes'
@Unassumingeyes Happy new year!! 🎉 fingers crossed 2026 wont treat us badly xD
@yourlocalIKEA cheers ill drink (juice) to that, buddy 🍹🍹🥂
Happy New Year 🤍
@unassumingEyes what kind of juice are u drinking :0 i personally like orange and mango juice (like the mixed type) but its hard to come across :(
@yourlocalIKEA i like orange or pineapple juices. Give me any and ill drink it tho xD
@unassumingEyes pineapple... 🧐 pineapple is somehow one of my biggest rivals in the world
i do agree with orange juice tho
@yourlocalIKEA whaaaat? :0 i dont like pineapple sweets. Like in cake (why?) But juice is good. Canned pineapple has my heart. I think. I lost track of where my heart was a while ago 😔
@unassumingEyes i like the first bite of pineapple when its like nice and sweet but then it stings on my tongue after and im like bLeHhH
i think i have a love-hate relationsihp with pineapple
do u not like cooked fruit in general or just pineapple
this is probably the most times ive said (typed) pineapple in a few sentences
@yourlocalIKEA cooked fruit tbh
Like why tho
Also yes the after taste of pineapple is kinda weird but worth it xD
@unassumingEyes i think cooked fruit very much depends for me :P e.g. i love a good apple pie but some berries cooked in a pie is bLehH cause they go mushy
@yourlocalIKEA ive never had pie xD
@unassumingEyes :0 u
never
had
pie
??????
ur missing out on life :') tho tbh i prefer cake over pie (and anything sweet over savoury)
u need to try sometime soon
(sry for disappearing for like 2 weeks)
@yourlocalikea (thats okay im v busy too is everything alright?)
pie is?? not sweet??? really????
idek what pie is akhdjsjdjdn it looks like cake but brown-er and crustier
@unassumingEyes (ehh just school and everything that comes along with it dw)
pie is sweet...? i think.. i mean theres sweet pies and theres salty pies
like sweet pie would be apple pies berry pies bla bla
and salty pies are like chicken pie pork pie
@yourlocalIKEA (yeets the school* and worries anyways)
ive decided: i officially think pie is weird
*same tho
@unassumingEyes noo u never know until u try :') do u like tarts tho? i love how were focusing on pastries
@yourlocalIKEA never had a tart either. whats the difference?
@unassumingEyes a tart tends to be sweet? and a pie is made of more like flaky edges while the edge of a tart is harder 😭 im not sure im not a professional chef
@yourlocalikea
hey! ive not heard from my fav furniture store in a month now (illegal, clearly–) hru doing?
@unassumingEyes ahh im so sorry i didnt mean to not reply TvT lifes busy and the damn school wifi is blocking 7cups so im using some slight rule breaking tactics here
life is alright so far i g xD busy as ever
@yourlocalIKEA yay rule breaking and rebellion/hj
no sorrys needed girl life is the definition of chaos xD your school sounds exhausting (youre always busy!) i hope you get sm free time soon 🫣✨️
@unassumingEyes i just use a vpn 😭 but i have to remember not to go on any school apps/websites when im using it otherwise i'll get in trouble lol
free time is far far away xD
uhh i swear i had so many questions to ask u but once i start typing this out idk what to say and end up with the generic question 'how's life'
@yourlocalIKEA
Whys your school so strict?? smh
noooo i demand free time D:
now im curious bout what u were gonna ask me lol life is as chaotic as always howre things for u (minus school)
@unassumingEyes i think ive mentioned it (?) but im in a boarding school ive told some cups ppl but not many know (and its not like i want everyone to know lol) hence all the rules since we basically live in school
things are rollercoastering as usual lmao one sec im so happy and the next moment im questioning all my life choices 😭 being 17 is fun (but at least we're dancing queens)
clearly ur life is not chaotic enough since u still got the time to message me/j hopefully lifes not giving u lemons
@yourlocalIKEA
yeah ik ur in boarding school i thought it was a myth that theyre so strict tho
✨️Dancing Queen~✨️
Im gonna turn 18 in may tho am i not allowed to dance queenly then 😔😔
When life gives you lemons...forget they exist until theyre spoilt bcz of chaotic brain 😔😔
@unassumingEyes thats a question i have to ask as well 😔 tbh im quite lucky cause theyve been tightening the rules for younger years more and more now which didnt exist when i was younger
u can dance even more grandly when ur 18 lmao
ive never actually bought a whole lemon for use before... or maybe i dont remember so ive technically never seen a spoilt lemon
@yourlocalikea
...what
why...have you never bought...a lemon...or seen a spoilt one...we never run out of lemons...we live on lemons...girl??
Bad boarding school 😭
I forgot what i was going to say 😌 but im just glad to see you girl you NEED to be more around before i combust 😔
@unassumingEyes hello guess whos alive 😔 and decided to have the audacity to reply after half a month ✌️ gurl gimme a slap i need to stop disappearing 😭
we were on.. lemons.. right i hope u havent combusted yet (?) this ikea has finally got a holiday from school so catch me while u can lmao
@yourlocalIKEA oh YAYY holidays xD
no i havent combusted but it was close 😔😔
its okayy not your fault 😭 i was gonna poke you to see if that wld work tho xD
@unassumingEyes should i pour water over you or will you combust more easily (idk i dont do physics 😭) u can poke me all u want this ikea is very sorry
@yourlocalIKEA do i get apology meatballs because if not what is the point even
i have no idea. Is that physics or chemistry? Combustion is burning water = no burning ryt 💀😭
@unassumingEyes u can have 5 or more servings of meatballs if u want 🍴 and some more side dishes lmao
i do chemistry but my knowledge does not extend that far 😀 as long as u dont combust all is good
@yourlocalIKEA i literally do 12th grd chemistry but my brain is not braining
Yayy meatballs
@unassumingEyes crap i always forget ur the same age as me (dont ask me what age i think u are i just dont think of ages) i think i might actually fail chemistry the grade boundaries are so high 🥲
