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unassumingEyes September 10th, 2025

space for @yourlocalikea and @unassumingEyes only. Thank you for not snooping everyone else 🤍


@yourlocalikea

1. In my defence life is chaotic so yes im making this several days after asking 

2. I use prepositions when naming stuff dont ask xD

3. Well ofcourse it had to be furniture themed

4. 📣welcome to our penpals!📣

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unassumingEyes OP April 1st

@yourlocalikea dudee chem is so hard tho like i dont blame you. Everyone kept warning me about organic chemistry but thats the only part i know 😭😭 and i think im gonna fail one of my language subjects so we can fail together 😔✊️

(or, u know, pass, hopefully) 

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yourlocalIKEA April 2nd

@unassumingEyes i dont do languages anymore (lucky me) learning organic chemistry for the first time genuinely felt like learning some secret code like wdym i draw some sticks and letters and they mean sth lmaoo

worst comes to worst come to ikea and work as a cashier

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unassumingEyes OP April 3rd

@yourlocalIKEA i wish i COULD become an ikea cashier. Like, seriously xD 

Lucky you. Languages are so hard, except english xD organic chemistry seems easy for me. Like it makes sense to me and inorganic chem doesnt xD

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yourlocalIKEA April 3rd

@unassumingEyes lowkey i want to be the person that does the ice cream machine it seems so cool 😩

ikea vs chem    

0- 300000

eyes vs chem

1-0 

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unassumingEyes OP April 3rd

@yourlocalIKEA no wait thats a valid wish xD wld you theoretically get to eat the icecream? Who wld stop you? xD 

nahh im still struggling w inorganic remember xD yk what i do for organic chem is make chapter summaries cuz the chapters are always so long 

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yourlocalIKEA April 4th

@unassumingEyes i would tho have u seen those soft serve vans where they have like so many pots of little ingredients to add to the ice cream i want to do that so bad

chem is content light for me cause i do bio as well 😔 #ikeain stem but i just do notes i dont do summaries lol

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unassumingEyes OP April 4th

@yourlocalIKEA omg yeahh 

but whos stopping you girl i support your ikea ice cream dreams ✊️✊️✊️

yeah notes are valid! I try to take notes thru out the year but then i get lazy smh 

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yourlocalIKEA April 5th

@unassumingEyes im more like i dont have time to do stuff 😞 the contrast i have between holidays and school is crazy lmao

hows ur listening account going btw literally shooketh me the other day

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unassumingEyes OP April 5th

@yourlocalikea no same tho i have so many tests im gonna evaporate (not combust, evaporate)

its...interesting 😭 its just that a lotta teens have relationship struggles, apparently? And its not that I mind listening to that, i guess im just surprised bcz theres no dating culture where i live. I havent had a single member that isnt worried about "losing their girl" or smth, and everytime i think "oh, you too?" like somebody teach teens how to do relationships cuz theyre struggling 😭

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yourlocalIKEA April 7th

@unassumingEyes relationship problems?? 😲 actually to be fair i see mostly newbies (?) talk about them in the sr or tcr 

im right here unable to pull anything beyond a door 😇 so im safe for now

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unassumingEyes OP April 7th

@yourlocalIKEA lmao the door comment caught me offguard. Are you trying to pull anything beyond a door– because if you are im surprised you havent gotten results, youre amazing xD 

Maybe relationships are just a sore point rn– valentines was just last month, i guess 

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yourlocalIKEA April 8th

@unassumingEyes tbh not really i got rejected like once when i was 14 and since then i havent liked anyone 🤓 my life is so dry plus im lowkey a nerd

is ur romantic life of any interest for me to hear about 🤗 

actually thats fair i spent valentines day organising a charity event and loads of ppl bought sweets for their bf/gf

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unassumingEyes OP April 8th

@yourlocalIKEA

Ah. Nothing wrong with being a nerd smh

i dont have a romantic life xD no dating culture here etc etc 

charity event? atleast you be getting outta the house ive been alternating between my room + living room for weeks now 🫠

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yourlocalIKEA April 9th

@unassumingEyes im a textbook kinda nerd tho ask me anything outside the classroom i have no idea 😶‍🌫️

i did the charity thing when i was at school.. I was forced nominated to run it because someone has to do it every year haha 🙃

dw now that its easter holidays ive been sleeping like 13 hours per day and not stepping foot out of my home unless absolutely crucial

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unassumingEyes OP April 10th

@yourlocalIKEA i mean yeah okay thats valid

ugh schools shldnt force activities tho like whats their problem 😭

i approve of the sleep 😌😌 also i finally got out of the house yesterday xD 

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yourlocalIKEA April 11th

@unassumingEyes i think the school pushed it on me cause other ppl wont do any work if they ran it 😭 so i'll take it as a compliment

yipee the outside worlddd what adventures did u take on? 

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unassumingEyes OP April 11th

@yourlocalIKEA

thats a comoliment but also exasperating like are they trying to scare you off from working by forcing it on ya?

i forgot 😭 but we're going to the dentist tomorrow lol

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yourlocalIKEA April 12th

@unassumingEyes oh wow dentists 🧐 i have a vivid memory of this dentist using a big ahh clamp thing to take my baby tooth out when i was like 7 cause my adult teeth already grew out 

have fun? at the dentist (can dentists be fun??) and good luck if u need the luck lmao

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unassumingEyes OP April 12th

@yourlocalIKEA well that sounds traumatizing. I had a kinda creep for a dentist once...was 14 then, maybe 15? But my childhood dentist was a woman...good one

Dentist wasnt for me– was for sis. Nice to get out of the house, tho. Your holidays over?


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yourlocalIKEA April 13th

@unassumingEyes tbh i dont think i was that scared only because i was promised ice cream after 😭 been a big back since i was little 

ngl wanting to be a dentist is kinda insane cause i would not like to stare at people's mouths all day

thankfully not yet they end after this week (yes my holidays are extra long) and i'll be on and off again 🥲 

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unassumingEyes OP April 13th

@yourlocalikea

My sis was also promised ice cream 🫠 hwo else are we supposed to survive dentist trips lol

right? imagine hving a career of putting your fingers in ppls mouths. eugh

yay extra hols! boo school xD 

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yourlocalIKEA April 15th

@unassumingEyes anyones lifeline to the dentist was being promised ice cream after except for that time when i got my wisdom tooth yanked out lmao

speaking of careers what job do u want to do when ur older 🤓 im curious since were almost adults

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unassumingEyes OP April 15th

@yourlocalIKEA 

you already got ur wisdom tooth removed? Mines just coming in according to one doc

Very complex question youve asked me xD i dont hv a clear path like some do, just a sort of understanding of the stuff I want to achieve while i try to figure out the path to achieve it, yk? But for a simple answer I'm planning- so far- to study IT in uni and then see what my options are

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yourlocalIKEA April 15th

@unassumingEyes only one of them the doctor said i had 4 and i probably need to have to get all of them plucked out 😵 last time they took one out i couldnt even open my mouth for 2 days :')

IT :0 my sister does sth similar she studies compsci/ robotics stuff in uni 😮 u must be real smart

also i havent seen u in chatrooms for ages after the one time u jumpscared me with ur listener one 😓 where are uuuuu

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unassumingEyes OP April 15th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Four??? You must be super wise/j

Damn i think removing any tooth hurts tho. I hate the injections they give like keep that needle outta my mouth

Howd i not know you have a sis lmao wbu whats ur plan

Im kindaaaa avoiding gcs. Like i enter smtimes but only lurk and even that is rare. Busy with studies and brains also being mean b u t i do miss chatting w ya in groups

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yourlocalIKEA April 16th

@unassumingEyes  my wiseness will be gone once my wisdom tooth is taken away :')

to be fair the actual plucking out the tooth bit doesn't hurt except for when they put the painkillers in 😇 its just the after bit that hurts lmao

i have an older sister haha i suppose ive never really mentioned it :P i think some members here think im a guy 😭 uhh when im older i want to do forensics science but im probs gonna study like biomedical science for university :') 

aw i do too i hope ur doing ok 🫂 havent seen much frnds in gcs these days either i mostly lurk

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unassumingEyes OP April 16th

@yourlocalIKEA 

nooo your wisdom!

yeah? they do give smth to numb it when they take the teeth out...better having it plucked out than surgically removed, i hear. Apparently the latter hurts way worse...dont know why we dont get to keep all our teeth. Ill probably be losing some when I get my braces, yippee/sar

Forensic sciences? Thats cool! Biomedical fields are hard, tho. Lots and lots of studying, right? Good luck, tho, im sure youre smart enough for anything 

friends are doing a remarkable job of hiding, just now...lots of breaks and all. Assuming some of em will come back at all..i feel like a ghost haunting tcr atp. New members are nice...nicer than usual, actually, we used to have so much trouble with the newcomers, but i hvnt noticed any fights this time around. I was a room supporter for a while yknow. Tiring job...dont mind having lost it. 

When do you age over? Soon? 

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yourlocalIKEA April 24th

@unassumingEyes if u were wondering where ikea has gone...

that's right, it's School time

so no guarantee when i'll appear again :) lots and lots of studying for me indeed i got a surprise assessment in chemistry the other day and proudly say i could not answer half the questions 😇

I remember being a part of the welcome comittee or sth like that and honestly did take quite a bit of effort welcoming ppl in lmao 😔 the newbies are nice i think there was just a period of time where newbies didn't know rules and misunderstandings happen bla bla 😐plus ppl tend to be rude when they're told off but they don't know what theyve done wrong and honestly fair enough

but im glad its settled more now

I age over after u, this december haha.. still a while to go



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unassumingEyes OP April 25th

@yourlocalIKEA

Yeah i assumed hols were over :/ will keep you in my thoughts in these trying times 😔🤝

To be fair, its chemistry. I get it tho ive got exams till like mid june so im busy too smh goodluck w school work ✊️

Yeah i guess but i remember going all "i know this rule is confusing but its there for x and y reasons" and them going all "who cares" lol

Ah okay ill be there to welcome you over then

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unassumingEyes OP May 5th

@yourlocalikea

hope school's going easy on you 😔 teenie land eagerly awaits your return

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yourlocalIKEA May 21st

@unassumingEyes hey did u miss me *cue grand entrance* 🎉

hi 🧍im still a live rather unfortunately 😌 life's been so damn *** these days im actually surprised 💗 yap to me about what you had for lunch (or any goodies) because that's my only conversation starter i have

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yourlocalIKEA May 21st

@yourlocalIKEA all jokes aside i give you the permission to have one free furniture and one free slap on me because i actually did disappear for a long time 🫠 i thought i havent been away for long but turns out i have

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unassumingEyes OP May 21st

@yourlocalIKEA 

Eyyy my fav furniture store 🤍

Dont be ridiculous youre allowed to disappear sometimes 😭 plus i know ur schools strict (x100) so i didnt go "oh no is she alive" did miss you tho

And nO it is very fortunate that you are alive hush 

I had....✨️chicken✨️ for lunch 💅

I got finals going on now 😔😔

hru doing? Hows school? What did you have for lunch xD


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yourlocalIKEA May 23rd

@unassumingEyes Disappearing is fine but I was gone for a month hun 😞

 

I had chicken as well :0 I had a chicken wrap thing that is apparently high in protein (or so the packaging says)

 

I have no idea how im doing 🤠

Schools got me busted with my ✨mental health✨ I am now considered a health and safety risk lmao

im not even sure where to start talking about it but thats an overview 😔

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unassumingEyes OP May 23rd

@yourlocalIKEA Ok yeah thats true but my experience with cups friends is them often disappearing for weeks/months (longest record? One year) so now my pov of it is basically: as long as you come back, its fine! Although absolutely i miss you tons and if i didnt know ur schools crazy i wld hv been very worried and overthinking your absence xD 

Aww girly :0 i cn relate tho finals are driving me craaaazy. And ive only giving two so far help xD i was very close to bursting in tears today but i survived lol

Wish you luck w school 🤍 am here if you wanna rant about anything itll do me good to think about things other than chemistry anyways 


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yourlocalIKEA May 24th

@unassumingEyes i mean i get what u mean many of my cups frnds idk where but they still reply to my forums once a decade xD my goal is that i'll be a lot more existent during the summer holidays

ive got exams soon too :') we on the same boat 

i think the schools lowkey tryna kick me out ☺️ they found out about my fruit ninja tendencies and after like 100 safeguarding processes (or so they call it) i cant live at school

i do biology as well if u want to talk about that 

hugs if ok 🫂🫂🫂

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unassumingEyes OP May 25th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Hugs 🫂🫂 

Goodluck w examsss ull ace em 

theres so much to unpack there 😬 dyou not live at school now? What do they hv against u 😭 

*inhales* by the way—

I aged up on cups :/ which is so not nice :/ bdays not here yet but i know they age you over early smtimes. No more tcr time for eyes D: 

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yourlocalIKEA May 31st

@unassumingEyes nope i live with this person that i know (technically my guardian) near school cause my parents are not near me :') 😔 i cant even explain properly cause cups keeps popping up the red warning thing 

but essentially they just dont want to be sued if anything happens which is fair

no way u aged up 😭 i didnt get to properly bid u farewell noooooooooooooo 

hows the adult side of cups now is it acr (adult community room lmao) 🙃 is there a lot of ppl over there? are u feeling very young xD hoping ur listening account can get the ATL so i can see u aroundd


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yourlocalIKEA May 31st

@yourlocalIKEA p.s. i had to edit my emssage like 5 hundred times cause it wouldnt let me post it 

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unassumingEyes OP May 31st

@yourlocalikea oh yikes. Like that situation just sounds like one big yikes

When dyou hv hols? Summer break etc etc?

Yes sadly I am old, the granniest of grannies, the queen elizabeth of our time, the ancieny, historical, practically vintage–

Anyways xD

Its called member community room (mcr) altho now i want it to be called acr or oldie community room (ocr) xD i do feel ridiculously young there and very out of my depth. Ive barely been in rooms so far– i got exams thank– but when im there i mostly watch. Trynna ubderstand the dynamics.

Which are weird.

Not mean, so far xD theyre nice enough. But theyre so– stiff, yknow? We teens are like telling each other life secrets. The adults are discussing how to make dairy products. So..different 🤷‍♀️

Anyways imma stop yapping 

P.s cups censorship be like that smtimes

P.s.s can you teach me bio pls i m very tired

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yourlocalIKEA May 31st

@unassumingEyes summer breaks dont start till end of june/ start of july for me :( but because im not living at school rn lmao, i get to keep my phone at night so i might actually message be here more xD

ur now offcially one of my special agents in scouting info from the oldie zone- imma bombard u with questions and make u pass down all that wisdom u be gaining

tbh i guess it does make sense cause the oldie area is literally 18+ to probably 100 meanwhile in teenie the age range is max 4 ish years usually less 

id happily know how to make dairy products (not like id actually) somehow i get the feeling theres going to be good cookie recipes flying around there

bio is out of my brain rn im having serious beef with differentiation in maths

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unassumingEyes OP June 1st

@yourlocalIKEA 

Boo to summer break being so late but yay to you being around more xD

Ay ay cap'n! I'l scout around and dutifully report any cookie recipes. So far the major difference youre gonna see when you age up is:

There are lots of rooms

aLOT of rooms here. Like theres mcr and sr obv and then loneliness, depression, anxiety, trauma support, sharing circle

All thats left is a taxes room i bet. Dont know why adults get so many rooms while we were making do with an sr and a tcr. And they closed our rainbow room too! The favouritism. 

Yes you get it everybodys old here xD general age range seems to be 30-50. Where are the 20 yr olds at 😭 make me feel like a baby

I hvnt mathed in so long (dont hv it this yr) but bro buddy best furniture store (bfs?) friend for life my gal,,,,,

The bio is Eating me Alive 😭😭

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yourlocalIKEA June 1st

@unassumingEyes have u started summer break alr? to be fair i dont start school till start of sept and i think some ppl ik on cups start like mid august... 

i actually need someone to teach me how to do my taxes 🫨 i dont want to commit fraud by accident when im older

i think they closed rooms for us cause theres less ppl in general :( plus tcr and sr arent active 24/7 so less rooms = less modding

can i call u grannie now xD ur only 12 years away from being 30 its such a small gap u wont notice

bro buddy best furniture store (bbbfs lmao) i love that and u are um... uuuu eyes (unassumed unassumingly unassuming unassumes eyes) what am i on

what topic of bio u on share the pain :P

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unassumingEyes OP June 2nd

@yourlocalIKEA ohmygod this is one of my fav replies from you xD

No im still dealing w finals i got 4 more exams stretched into 2 weeks till im free xD we usually start school mid august here as well but this yr im gonna be applying to *uni* (gasp) so who knows when that starts 

(Probly still mid august but one can hope for longer vacas, right? xD)

Thats valid. I dont think we hv taxes here the way you do? Like we get clear bills that hv already calculated and added our taxes on the bill so we just pay it. Means i can escape your system *evil laugh*

Seriously tho why do they expect the average person to have a BS in Finance in your country 😭 no wonder yalls adults talk about taxes 24/7

Buddy. Why would you say that?! 12 years to 30 oml help somebody call an ambulance. Seriously tho im surprised I made it to 18 yrs old 30 feels impossible

Yes i am indeed uuuueyes i shld trademark it tbh uuuueyes^Tm wld look great. Somebody wld ask me what all the u's stand for and i'd go "you mean you dont know?" 

> i just woke up

> spent one hr on a chapter of bio

> it wasnt even a hard chapter whyd i spend an hr on it

> chapter was "ecosystem"

> uk all the predation, parasitism, succession, nitrogen cycle nonsense

> exams tmrrw 😭

Hru btw we never ask each other that 😭 just start convo-ing 


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yourlocalIKEA June 28th

@unassumingEyes u may have jinxed urself by saying it was ur fav reply lmaoo 

anyways summer holidays has started so I shall reply quicker than even  customer service bots 🫡

school starts mid august for u??? I suppose holidays does start earlier for u as well... gramps are u going to university soon if so send me ur wisdom 

uuuueyes.. hmm I think u need to pay me for coming up with such a great name 💰

oh golly biology... I just finished learning the cycles stuff cause wdym cycles go beyond bicycles (bad joke but feel free to laugh)

I am a free ikea. this freeness is making me very happy atm until I have to work again. U? are u still unassuming as always? have u gotten used to adulting yet?
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unassumingEyes OP June 29th

@yourlocalikea

u may have jinxed urself by saying it was ur fav reply lmaoo 

Yes I believe I did jinx myself smh smh

Finallyy holsss i need more ikea in my life xD faster than customer service? Impossible

High school years all start mid august yes and tiny baby children start in i think jan/march who knows

Wdym gramps 

I hvnt started uni admissions yet cuz like,,, i hv practical exams for 12th in mid july-august and then result at the end of september (whereupon I shall leave this plane of existence and resign myself to the afterlife because that result is not gonna be good/lh/but also save me) so in short no wisdom yet 😔

I am literally broke like I dont have a single coin w me but you can have my grey hairs

No cuz I hate cycles (the biology ones) so im gonna laugh xD even the bicycle took me forever to learn how to ride 😔✊️

Free ikea!!

Im never not unassuming. Its like, drilled into my soul. Do eyes have souls? Anyways this one does xD 

I dont think 90 yr olds are used to adulting tbh. Apparently the secret is to act like u know what ur doing (spoiler alert: u dont) 
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yourlocalIKEA June 29th

@unassumingEyes gramps ur old its time to accept it...😔 tiny baby children as in tiny children or 13-14 year olds (seeing as ur old now perhaps ur perspective have changed)


I should probably stop calling u old because im not that far from the doom of adulthood, but ehh fake it till u make it🫠

uuuueyes I thought unassuming meant wisdom so im sure the exams will be fine right? id save u if I can but I have no more knowledge than u only free meatballs and luck 
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unassumingEyes OP June 29th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Lets be real I thought 13 was tiny when I was 14 xD anyways i meant like 12 and younger

Is gramps gonna become my nickname? Cuz its like 60 years too soon

Hah! Wait till youre 18! Which is....i wanna say November?

*shakes brain* remember these things!! 
I need more than meatballs ikea this is a crisis, a global emergency, a sign of the end times! xD
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yourlocalIKEA June 30th

@unassumingEyes back in the good old days when i was 12 and younger 😮‍💨 lowkey i kinda gained consciousness after i turned 11 or so

its either gramps or uuuueyes 🙂 im going to use both because why not

December, and its end of december :P u were close tho and this shows how much younger i am than u (im not)

i cannot provide more than meatballs or furniture 😭 or maybe a tiny bit of luck cause i need to save some for myself

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unassumingEyes OP July 1st

@yourlocalIKEA 

real my life went downhill once i turned 12 😔 it was like oh youre 12? innocence privelages REVOKED

why am i gramps anyways like ok im old but whyd i change genders too 💀 i dont mind tho lol

Oh :0 ill throw u a party in oldie side when you et here. I have no friends on oldie side so maybe i shld make some frnds first so i cn throw the party 😔😔

U hoarding all the luck? Thats fair tho we need all the luck we cn get 😔 im using this emoji too much lol

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yourlocalIKEA July 1st

@unassumingEyes gramps hit harder than grandma somehow and i cant exactly call u old eyes 


party in the oldie side :0 ik somehow who aged over literally today/ yesterday for u (1 July) cant name them but hopefully yall can reunite

😔 this is lit one of my fav emojis because it can express anything.
Happy? 😔
Sad? 😔
Worried? 😔
House is about to burn down? 😔
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unassumingEyes OP July 1st

@yourlocalIKEA 

Cant argue w that gramps it is xD

Oooh ill keep an eye out thanks for the heads up

Lmao i hope thats not anyones reaction to the house burning down 💀💀 



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yourlocalIKEA July 2nd

@unassumingEyes i feel like i majorly overreact to minor things nowadays but not bat an eye to big things 😔

its still summer holidays for u right? whatre u up to?

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unassumingEyes OP July 3rd

@yourlocalikea

Ive been like that since like, my birth. Like outwardly im in tears over small arguments and then someone i care about passes away and im like 😐

Summer vaca yes but also hv exams last week of july so like, boo? xD so im in that weird mix where youre sleeping alot and relaxed but your brain is also yelling study! or youll fail! Lol

I reunited w the teenie that aged up it was great! Threw her the lamest bday party (i was the only one there lol) but i tried xD realized how much I missed teenies tbh it was...nice

I promised to be ur secret agent in oldie land and keep u updated so: 

Like i said tons of rooms but most common are mcr, sr, sharing circle and depression support. Also oldies prefer to use capitals for their acronyms so its MCR and SR i guess??

My fav is sharing circle very uk laid back environment there very chill

Yesterday we had chaos in SR, yes actual chaos! I was surprised adults cld cause that kinda chaos tbh xD reminded me so much of tcr. Acc we went too far and confused the commod on duty 🫢 i had to go before i saw how that resolved itself

Aged-up teen frnd mentioned not knowing the colour of the couch in MCR's profile before ageing over. Do you know? Do you want to know or do you want to find out when you age over? Like a bonus. Congratulations! You aged up. You get to see 1 (one) couch colour!

Is there a heatwave where you are? Everything alright there? 

I really miss teen side, ikea. Its a bit harder than I thought it would be. 

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yourlocalIKEA July 3rd

@unassumingEyes golly it does make me happy when someone writes me a fat paragraph on 7cups 🥲


The recommended IKEA tactic is to think 'oh just one more day of studying won't change anything' for maximum relaxation xD do take advantage of summer vac for sure to lock in when u get back 😌
im here after one week and somehow im panicking whether I did enough work its so weird :P

Not to brag but I was the first one to say happy bday when she officially turned 18 in her time zone xD im glad yall reunited u can conquer mcr while the rest of us teenies wait 

gramps reporting to duty icic thank u for the info 🫡
I think teenie side had sharing circle for a bit? it was like a pop up for a while then it disappeared :(

Im gonna guess the colour of the couch is blue cause tcr is red so its gotta be like the opposite (?) took me a min to process what u were talking about xD

there was a heatwave a while back but im not in UK rn so I have wonderful inventions named fan and air conditioning therefore I am surviving 😇

Aw uuuueyes im sure all will be better once I age up cause obvi im just that important /j
Either way, I'm sure ur doing great and it sounds like ur mixing in quite well
it must be so different since many teenies have left and theres not many ppl u know and its great ur trying to engage more :)
sending hugs 🫂🫂🫂 and meatballs
I trust the mighty eyes to be great and sociable :) uve scouted so much info for me 
If all goes chaos ur welcome to retreat to this forum and give a big ahhh rant 💃

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yourlocalIKEA July 3rd

@yourlocalIKEA this ended a lot longer than i thought it would be oopsies 

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unassumingEyes OP July 4th

@yourlocalIKEA

Good cuz i yap alot 😭

That never works w me cuz i firmly believe that one more day of studying makes all the difference 😭

That was literally me

Wow did you stay up till midnight 😭 oh yeah we already planned to take over mcr with an atl too. The odds are extremely against us but we're determined and just a little bit unhinged

Yw yw this gramps takes her duty seriously

Yeah i remember pop up sharing circle

Ikea you genius you absolute genius you have more IQ than einstein atp yes the couch is blue 😭

Oh thankfully summers not meant to be faced w out AC

Obviously, hurry up and be 18 so i can steal you away

Its easier now that another teens aged up i dont feel so weird anymore

Hugs 🫂 *noms meatballs*

Thankss 🤍 take care of teenie side for me 

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yourlocalIKEA July 8th

@unassumingEyes Keep on yapping this is literal entertainment for me


I was the first one to say happy bday cause it was midnight in her time zone xD 

im such a genius /j stop boosting my ego lmao whatre the other rooms logo? cause for sr its like a circle thing is it the same over there

its kinda nice my age is in between so I still got some frnds on teenie side and some on adult side to venture for me hehe

I think teenie side is taking care of me instead I literally dont know anyone cause yall aged up and i havent been on for the past half a year 😔

I tried to mix matcha and coffee tgt and it was not good gang :') I did it before and it tasted so nice but this time its worse than bitter water 😭
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unassumingEyes OP July 8th

@yourlocalIKEA

xD

Oh thats lucky

I will so boost your ego xD yea sr is a circle and depression support is a sad panda 

Nice xD ikea fits everywhere and obviously so 

😬 theres still a few frnds there no? But idk if theyre coming on either 😬 

😭😭😭 why would you even try that, let alone twice?? 

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yourlocalIKEA July 9th

@unassumingEyes a sad panda? that's random :0 why not red pandas or a racoon (yes they are my fav animals) 


we literally had a full 5 min convo in tcr just hating on math the other day :D
gramps save me from integration all this math is too complicated for me 😭

I haven't seen some frnds in ages (and I have bothered them on forums/ private messages but no reply) cant wait till like 5 years later when the teenie side reunites all together in the adult side :)

I promise it tasted nice when I mixed, like actually it did why does no one believe me :')
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unassumingEyes OP July 9th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Raccoons are iconic

Your gramps never learnt integration :D wld probably have come this year but i didnt take math this year so I have never integrated things in my life

Yes some teens are ignoring me too xD i know most teenies dont like forums tho so not surprised. Reunitings gonna be slow some teenies are too tiny xD 

I like neither coffee nor macha so– 

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yourlocalIKEA July 10th

@unassumingEyes

i remember seeing this one iconic photo of a raccoon going through trash 😌 my spirit animal fr and theres a bunch of memes on racoons specifically :D

gramps u wouldve done well in integration cause one needs to remain unassuming 😭 once u assume anything ur wronggggg 

there was an era (last summer??) where i basically knew everyone in the teen community 🙂now theres a bunch of new ppl and i realise how bad i am at continuing convo beyond a 'hru?'

hru btw :P

do u like hot chocolate at least 😔 if u dont im cutting of all contact with u /j

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unassumingEyes OP July 11th

@yourlocalikea

raccoons have chaos energy and i love em for that

xD i might hv to do integration in uni but ive heard so many horror stories bout it so no thank you

I had an era like that too 😭 was genuinely famous now in oldie side im like "hi" and then i dont say anything for 15 minutes and then "im gonna go tc everyone" 😭

im Okay at Day Time and Bad at Night Time xD idk why my emotions are basing themselves off the Sun but go off i guess??

Hru doing?

What kinda monster do you think i am?? Ofc i love hot chocolate 😭

I have typed the crying emoji thrice in this 👍

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yourlocalIKEA July 11th

@unassumingEyes are u choosing math for uni :0 im honestly impressed if u are 


I think now I just kinda quiety disappear instead of saying bye lmao its probs not the best lol

obvi cause during night time u cant see an ikea in sight /j
sending hugs if ok 🫂but perhaps u are the opposite of nocturnal (eaternal?? I forgot what its called) ur welcome to give a rant here if the thoughts get too much :P

ive been alright I guess?? Im not even sure but better than before 

I remained unassuming so I dont get surprised- taking inspiration from u if u like hot chocolate and wanna try coffee u could start with mochas which is basically coffee+ hot chocolate :D

crying emoji is my second fav after 😔 cause it suits all situations as well 
example:
I love raccoons😭
I got fired from ikea 😭
I bought meatballs 😭
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unassumingEyes OP July 12th

@yourlocalIKEA

Im gonna do IT so therell be lotsa maths

Oops

Real

Hugs 🫂 i acc love the night (so soft and quiet and safe??) but the Alone Time means Bad Thoughts come 

Yay for being better ✨️🤍

I thought mocha was tea wth 💀

I get all of those examples except the meatballs one (unless the context is that you werent supposed to buy meatballs but gave in to your meatball urge) 

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yourlocalIKEA July 12th

@unassumingEyes IT icic now that u said it i think u mentioned it before (and u might escape integration)

u thought mocha was tea- *look of judgement* my kindness only extends so far /j

im terrified to think what other misconceptions u have of coffee


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unassumingEyes OP July 13th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Nah cuz isnt it like a Special Twist on Green Tea? 😔😔😔

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yourlocalIKEA July 14th

@unassumingEyes wh-where did u get the idea from 😭 

for my sanity pls take a look at this: https://ibb.co/pr0sMYhs


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unassumingEyes OP July 14th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Is mocha not green in colour tho???  

I know everything on there but mocha and macchiato 😌

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yourlocalIKEA July 14th

@unassumingEyes do u mean matcha not mocha???? 

im very proud of u for knowing this gramps

also why u assuming are u actually an imposter and not uuuueyes 🤨

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unassumingEyes OP July 14th

@yourlocalIKEA

You mean theres A DIFFERENCE?!

😭

Even uuueyes (how many u's are there??) can make mistakes and assume 😔😔😔 


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yourlocalIKEA July 15th

@unassumingEyes wait what did u think matcha was a type of coffee??

matcha is a type of tea... that explains the confusion

https://ibb.co/VpWsVD6z

smh gramps

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unassumingEyes OP July 15th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Are you kidding me

If theres CAFFEINE in it and it LOOKS like green coffee then its GREEN COFFEE 

😭😭😭 

Gramps is struggling 😭


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yourlocalIKEA July 17th

@unassumingEyes w-what???

Coffee is made from COFFEE BEANS

Matcha is made from MATCHA LEAVES

gramps almost everything has caffeine in it including chocolate and tea 😭

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unassumingEyes OP July 17th

@yourlocalikea

Okay I knew about coffee beans but who what why leaves now 

Consider my lack of knowledge in this revenge for all the gray hairs yall be giving me/lh 😭😭

Hru btw? Shock at my inability to differentiate between coffee and tea notwithstanding

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yourlocalIKEA July 17th

@unassumingEyes leaves... cause tea is made from leaves... not beans...


this gives me all the excused to annoy u and give u white, not gray. White hairs. Gramps evolution. 👵

im currently considering starting a school to educate people on the differences between beverages

before u shock me even more how bout u just tell me what other misconceptions u have 😇 i dont want u getting stoned in the future for confusing things /j (who knows there are some coffee enthusiasts out there)
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unassumingEyes OP July 17th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Yesyes tea is made from leaves but is it not all from the Same Leaf Species i.e the Tea Leaf Species and then the difference is in what else you add to it? Is that not how these things work? 

White hairs wld so look good on me lets be real rn also if i age early i have no "I Need To Keep Hairs Healthy" excuse and can acc dye them which wld be cool so go ahead lol

Oh yes you shld absolutely 100% i will personally ensure you get enough funding for a beverage-based school 

Idk idk ill ask if i think of anything 😭


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yourlocalIKEA July 18th

@unassumingEyes it is yes now im confused what ur confused about 😭

tea is made from leaves but it also has caffeine 

lowkey if u get white hair now itd be like naturally bleached lmao 😔 isnt that the trend nowadays

pay up gramps I need funding n.o.w.

off topic I was playing this video game and now my legs are sore because somehow I had to do 50 squats to beat this monster 
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yourlocalIKEA July 22nd

@unassumingEyes gramps uve left ur ikea unattended for a while :P so im here to check on uuuu

ironic cause uve waited on me for like a month before xD take ur time to reply just lmk ur still alive! (that kinda rhymes)

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unassumingEyes OP July 22nd

@yourlocalIKEA 

Oh my godd i didnt reply? 😭

Sorry ive been travelling nd now i have exams (again!) and it just completrly slipped my mind 🫠

Thanks for checking in tho thats sweet 🤍 i am alive!! Just living a chaotic life rn it shld settle down in about a week or so and then ill be less scramble-brained hopefully

Hru doing?

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yourlocalIKEA July 23rd

@unassumingEyes that's fine take ur time :D gl in ur exams *zaps luck at you* 


first time ive seen someone describe a brain as...scramble?? scrambled eggs came to mind and I regret picturing it 😔
glad ur alive and lets hope it settles down!

im doing ok been lazing around mostly xD
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unassumingEyes OP July 23rd

@yourlocalIKEA 

Yay luck xD

Whaaat? I use scramble-brained alot xD only time i ever had scrambled-eggs was in an airplane. They were good tho

Ikea living the life yippee 💃🎉


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yourlocalIKEA July 24th

@unassumingEyes now im outta luck u better put it to use the hope of the future is on u 🫡


have u ever had non-scrambled eggs on.. uh.. land.. or sea?? idk u seem to have some bizarre experiences.

u shall live the life too after exams trustt
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unassumingEyes OP July 24th

@yourlocalIKEA 

Wow thats like so not alot of pressure on me xD/lh

Is...isnt non-scrambled eggs just like, all other eggs?? Which I yes do eat?? On land tho ive been on sea (at sea? Idk im sleepy) like 1 (one) time and I didnt eat anything at all then lol 

Hope so xD 

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yourlocalIKEA July 25th

@unassumingEyes yes i personally just like scrambled eggs cause i dont like it when i can taste the yolk :P sunny-side up/ fried eggs are fine but hard boiled eggs are uhh i only like the white

are exams going ok btw? sending another pool of luck over just in case ✨

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unassumingEyes OP July 25th

@yourlocalIKEA

you are the best i will take good care of this luck ♡ weird thing bout exams is i dont feel like im giving exams. Im being so chill about it?? The other day we drove to the exam and i forgot the whole drive that I was gonna take an exam like how did i forget 😭

youre so real for that tho. I also only like whites but ive gotten better at eating the yolk. I cant stand the smell of sunny side up so i dont eat that xD and in boiled eggs i hate the texture of the yolk, whys it like sticky crumbly sand blergh 

mostly i eat omelettes :D 

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unassumingEyes OP July 25th

@unassumingEyes

also hry doing

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yourlocalIKEA July 30th

@unassumingEyes uve reached the peak of chillness :0 wth I hope to have ur calm when I take my exams 😔 zap ur chillness to me pls

hopefully u didn't forget the contents of the exam lmao

aren't omelettes basically scrambled eggs tho?? theyre basically scrambled eggs with rice :P ive seen those runny high class Japanese omelette thing online and I really want them 

also a moment of appreciation for this yogurt bowl i made: https://ibb.co/8nDbLn0v

im doing ok been getting creative with fruit lmao 
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unassumingEyes OP July 31st

@yourlocalIKEA 

*chillness zap*

I didnt lol thankfully xD exams r over now finallyyy 

Omelettes dont all have rice in them tho. I think Japanese omelettes mostly do? And yea those look awesome. Omelette is basically scrambled eggs— but you dont scramble it 😭

That looks delicious share some


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yourlocalIKEA July 31st

@unassumingEyes yippee celebration time exams are overrrr 💃🎉


thank you the chillness zap left me so chill im currently floating in space
should I build an ikea on the moon?

wait a minute I thought omelettes are always served with rice or potato of some sort am I wrong

I ate the whole thing it was scrummy hehehehe I can tell u how to make stewed apples tho 
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