Why are stadiums so cool?
@brightPomegranate5434 I don’t know, why?
Why don't they let geese drive?
Because they honk too much?
@SailorGreen
Correct
@versatileLake2802 I don’t know, why? 🤔 Is SailorGreen right?
@CYC135
Because they honk too much
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own ?
Because it's two-tired
@Callmekaylaniii 😂 makes sense though
My wife asked me why I knocked on the fridge door before opening it.
I told her that there might be a salad dressing.
How do fruits and vegetables get around in the city?
Ina taxi cabbage!
@StickyNoteDisaster 😂
First time in this thread... this is great fun 😁
Here's a few chuckles:
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
how loud would it be if every cat on earth meowed?
@versatileLake2802
Catistrophically loud
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you won't get caught.