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User Profile: Heather225
Heather225 July 19th, 2022

What's your best (worst) dad joke?

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User Profile: brightPomegranate5434
brightPomegranate5434 July 20th, 2022

Why are stadiums so cool?


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User Profile: CYC135
CYC135 July 20th, 2022

@brightPomegranate5434 I don’t know, why?

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User Profile: brightPomegranate5434
brightPomegranate5434 July 20th, 2022

Because of the fans


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User Profile: CYC135
CYC135 July 20th, 2022

@brightPomegranate5434😂

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User Profile: versatileLake2802
versatileLake2802 July 20th, 2022

Why don't they let geese drive?

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User Profile: SailorGreen
SailorGreen July 20th, 2022

Because they honk too much?

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User Profile: versatileLake2802
versatileLake2802 July 21st, 2022

@SailorGreen

Correct

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User Profile: CYC135
CYC135 July 21st, 2022

@versatileLake2802 I don’t know, why? 🤔 Is SailorGreen right?

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User Profile: versatileLake2802
versatileLake2802 July 23rd, 2022

@CYC135

Because they honk too much

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User Profile: Callmekaylaniii
Callmekaylaniii July 20th, 2022

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own ?


Because it's two-tired


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User Profile: CYC135
CYC135 July 21st, 2022

@Callmekaylaniii 😂 makes sense though

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User Profile: MarleneA
MarleneA July 20th, 2022

My wife asked me why I knocked on the fridge door before opening it.

I told her that there might be a salad dressing.

User Profile: StickyNoteDisaster
StickyNoteDisaster July 20th, 2022

How do fruits and vegetables get around in the city?

Ina taxi cabbage!

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User Profile: CYC135
CYC135 July 21st, 2022

@StickyNoteDisaster 😂

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User Profile: HighDesert775
HighDesert775 July 20th, 2022

What did the fish say to his friend that was addicted to seaweed?

sea kelp

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User Profile: CYC135
CYC135 July 21st, 2022

@HighDesert775 🤣

User Profile: Nova3
Nova3 July 21st, 2022

@HighDesert775
I love this 😂

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User Profile: EmbStitcher33
EmbStitcher33 July 20th, 2022

First time in this thread... this is great fun 😁

Here's a few chuckles:

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.

User Profile: versatileLake2802
versatileLake2802 July 21st, 2022

how loud would it be if every cat on earth meowed?

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User Profile: versatileLake2802
versatileLake2802 July 22nd, 2022

@versatileLake2802

Catistrophically loud

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User Profile: HighDesert775
HighDesert775 July 21st, 2022

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you won't get caught.