A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
@Heather225 I was thinking of telling you an UDP joke but you might not get it. *Snorts*
@kindSoul10 🤦♀️🤓😂
<insert TCP packet header here>
Then how about a TCP one?
@kindDime5264
Then how about a TCP one?
Then how about a TCP one?
Then how about a TCP one?
ACK
Haha
@Heather225 lol I love dad jokes 🤣
- "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
- "Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them."
- "My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."
Just heard this one what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Why should you knock on the refrigerator before opening?
Because you don't want to see the salad dressing.
So horrible but I love it
@Heather225
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
🙄
@Marcolite one of my all time favorites!
@Heather225
Yess this is my kind of thread haha!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips.
Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
Can February March? No, but April May!
@Heather225
Here is my all time favorite dad joke:
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
@Nova3 😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 8 9 🫢🤣
@LittleBirdie30 classic!
