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Now accepting Dad Jokes!

User Profile: Heather225
Heather225 July 19th, 2022

What's your best (worst) dad joke?

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User Profile: EmbStitcher33
EmbStitcher33 July 21st, 2022

(These are so bad they're good 😜)

What invention allows us to see through walls?
Windows.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!

User Profile: EmbStitcher33
EmbStitcher33 July 22nd, 2022


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User Profile: LovingPeacefulHeart
LovingPeacefulHeart July 22nd, 2022

My dad told me this one in November of 2016:


Donald Trump’s first act as president was to ban shredded cheese.


That’s how he plans to make America grate again!