EmbStitcher33
July 21st, 2022
(These are so bad they're good 😜)
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Windows.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
EmbStitcher33
July 22nd, 2022

LovingPeacefulHeart
July 22nd, 2022
My dad told me this one in November of 2016:
Donald Trump’s first act as president was to ban shredded cheese.
That’s how he plans to make America grate again!