IceBreaker :D
What would you do if you came home and found a penguin in your freezer?
Shut my fridge, slap me'self a couple times, check again...Start sharpening knives.
@pioneeringJar5230 magical bounty in your fridge
@zealousGrace5023
All in the name of research. Who knows, it might earn its way up on the list of things that taste like chicken.
@pioneeringJar5230 probably does
Offer it a drink.
@BrandyVSOP such a gracious hostess
I'd call the nearest zoo or something bc I don't want a penguin in my house. They're cute and all but I know too much about them... Things that would traumatize you...
@TedBear12345654 i'm gonna assume you know about the insides of their beaks
a bit traumatising indeed
Words cannot express how excited I would be! I would instantly be super excited about the penguin but then I would have to spend hours trying to figure out what species it was, what it needed to survive, and how I could care for it properly. Eventually I would realize I was so not qualified to care for it and try to find a friendly organization that I knew would care for it.