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WHAT IF....[insert something insanely positive]

User Profile: Laura
Laura April 14th, 2015

What if...[insert something insanely positive]

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User Profile: BeccaBoo98
BeccaBoo98 January 9th, 2016

We all stopped what we were doing and we started singing broadway musicheart

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BeccaBoo98 January 9th, 2016

@BeccaBoo98


Try to keep your arm in line
Come on at least pretend you're doing fine
You can wow 'em every time
All you have to do in shine
Forget about content
Focus on style
Steal an inch on them
And they'll give you a mile
And smile, smile, smile, smile

It doesn't matter if you're large or small
Trapezeoid, or short or tall
Even if you can't dance stall
All you really have to do is shine

It doesn't matter if your life's a mess
The whole process will coalesce
Girls, just try to effervesce
All you really have to do is shine.

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Turn on the old pizzazz
There won't be time to shilly shally
Give it backbone, give it welly
Bowl 'em over, knock 'em out
Show 'em what life is all about
Give them the old razzle dazzle
And shine

It doesn't matter if you're unemployed
Only partially humanoid
An octopoid whose mind's a void
All you really have to do is shine

It doesn't matter if you're special needs
Maimed or lame, or born in Leeds
They love to see a heart that bleeds
All you really have to do is shine.

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Turn on the old pizzazz
There won't be time to shilly shally
Give it backbone, give it welly
Bowl them over, knock 'em out
Show them what life's all about
Give them the old razzle dazzle
And shine!

You might be feeling lousy
You might be feeling blue
A little apprehensive
A minor touch of flu
They couldn't give a monkey's cuss
They couldn't give a fig
Come on son get over it
It's all part of the gig
Give 'em the old rinkle tinkle
Give 'em the old kabam
Knock 'em sideways blow their minds out
There's no time for half time frolics
Grab the buggers by the bollocks
Show 'em what class is all about
Give 'em that old razzle dazzle
And shine

Lights!

Doesn't matter if you're short or squat
Cerebrally challenged, completely shot
You might have it or might not
All you really have to do is
All you really have to do is shine
Give 'em that old razzle dazzle and shine
Give 'em that old razzle dazzle and shine
And shine
And shine.

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User Profile: straightforwardSummer7272
straightforwardSummer7272 January 9th, 2016

What if they found a cure for depression that could be given through the air?

User Profile: dino4914
dino4914 January 11th, 2016

@straightforwardSummer7272 Then people without depressions would be getting a drug that they don't need that could harm them. If someone was allergic to it they would react every time they went outside.

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User Profile: SteveHere
SteveHere January 9th, 2016

What if world had music on the background? What if there was no issue in none of us, what if each soul on earth found it's mate, what if there was no struggling around for a livng, what if we all had one dream to come true at our very choice, what if life was only about making world a better place? What if love didn't end in sorrow?

User Profile: knowledge57
knowledge57 January 9th, 2016

What if, everyone managed their own self care?

User Profile: marie44
marie44 January 9th, 2016

what if the one's you fall in love with, would accept your unconditional love and compassion?

User Profile: DancingAlong
DancingAlong January 9th, 2016

What if food could magically appear in front of me every time I am hungry?

User Profile: Oceanc
Oceanc January 9th, 2016

What If everyone was kind to one another

User Profile: CinnamonFeet
CinnamonFeet January 9th, 2016

What if all your problems just went away?laugh

User Profile: ahollowtree
ahollowtree January 10th, 2016

WHAT IF there were more hiking trips this year. <3

User Profile: theZestyGecko
theZestyGecko January 10th, 2016

What if I discovered that I was like Dr Doolittle and I could speak to animals!