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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 October 7th, 2025

Share your dad jokes here! <3

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User Profile: fossilfellow
fossilfellow March 1st

How do flat-earthers travel?

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On a plane 😁

User Profile: mytwistedsoul
mytwistedsoul March 2nd

What do you call a rude cow? 


Beef jerky

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

My mom just found this one online…

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6:30 is my favorite time of day… hands down!

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User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 March 25th

Dude. I must be tired. I’m so confused. …

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 March 25th

@peachThinker662

Makes three of us 😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

Visualize 6:30 on an analog clock. ;)

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 March 25th

@jesusredeemedme2425

My visualisation skills ain't visualising at this moment in time 😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

Ask google XD

User Profile: trueconfidant123
trueconfidant123 March 25th

@Amanda84 good night Amanda 😂

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User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 March 25th

Ok ok ok I get it now

Explain the legumes one above please wise one 😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

Yes ma’am ;)

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

Posted that and then second guessed myself lol! You ARE a ma’am, right??? Lol I forget things so easily XD

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User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 March 25th

I am a ma’am 😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 OP March 25th

That’s what I thought lol. I have the memory of a gnat XD

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User Profile: trueconfidant123
trueconfidant123 March 25th

@peachThinker662

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight March 25th

@jesusredeemedme2425

The gateau's apologies for missing the start of yet ANOTHER bake sale annoyed the other cakes...it was always choco-late!

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User Profile: trueconfidant123
trueconfidant123 March 25th

@BastionKnight 😂😂😂

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User Profile: trueconfidant123
trueconfidant123 March 25th

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will Let It Go.

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 March 25th

@trueconfidant123

😂😂

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