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Gone fishing 🐟

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 April 20th, 2025

You are fishing in a old pond, what would be the best thing and the worst thing you might pull out of the lake??

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 the best thing would be the loch Ness monster😁 the worst thing would be Dave😥 we lost him a few years back in a hide and seek game 😭😭😂😂😂

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azurePond April 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 I agree Loch Ness Monster is better than a zombie Dave 🤣

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@azurePond 😂😂😂😂 yep😂😂😂

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azurePond April 20th, 2025

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azurePond April 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 fantasy-girl.gif
Best thing and worst thing would be me (The painting is called catfishing..lol)

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@azurePond you would be the best thing💖 better than the loch Ness monster, better than zombie Dave your a great catch💖💖

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azurePond April 20th, 2025

evil-grin-evil-smile.gif@Tinywhisper11  Yeah I am a good catch but I can turn worse any moment.. 😭

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@azurePond we can all turn bad

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azurePond April 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 mitchell-and-webb-are-we-the-baddies.gif

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@azurePond no we are not...

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azurePond April 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 oh-makes.gif

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@azurePond 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 April 20th, 2025

What would be a new pond?

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 that's when you dig a hole and wait for it to rain😁💖

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jesusredeemedme2425 April 20th, 2025

Hehe

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User Profile: akunknown
akunknown April 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Best thing(s) - Everything I pulled out of the water! And man oh man did I get sooooooooooooo many things out of the water!!! 

Worst thing(s) - Absolutely nothing!!!

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 20th, 2025

@akunknown 👀👀 what did you find!?! It's my pond 👀👀 if you found treasure it belongs to the museum, which I will gladly take it to 👀👀 I will not keep any 👀👀👀 really 👀👀

😂😂😂😂😂

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akunknown April 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Found TONS and TONS and TONS of treasure! It might have previously belonged in the museum but if that was still true it wouldn’t have been in the water for someone to fish it out in the first place right?? That’s number one. Number two….finder’s keepers!!! 😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 21st, 2025

@akunknown damn!!! Do I at least get a percentage of the profit???

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akunknown April 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Sure! I’m nice and kind and shareable enough to share some of the profit with you. We’ll split it evenly. You get 50%. I get the other 50% half of it. No problem. 

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 21st, 2025

@akunknown yaaay thankyou for my 60% 😁😁😁

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akunknown April 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

50% evenly and equally. I think the 60% may have been a typo 😂 which is ok it happens to everyone sometimes no big deal :)

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 21st, 2025

@akunknown 60% was not a typo😁 you gotta give me the bigger half.... Don't make me pull out the disabled card... I'll do it you know😁😁

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akunknown April 22nd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

LOL no I don’t. 

If you pull out the disabled card, that could work against you bc you may then be deemed as unable to handle any of the amount of money bc of your card. 

And hey I was kind enough to share. Don’t make me take that portion back bc you know I will if I have to 😂😂😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 23rd, 2025

@akunknown ok.. Ok... Point taken 50/50 it is😁💖

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User Profile: 7Bear7
7Bear7 April 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

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I feel like Lady Avalon would be a good catch!


Bad catch?

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Bob, he wasn't happy when I threw him in. . . 

Sorry?

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 21st, 2025

@7Bear7 😂😂😂😂😂 now we have zombie Bob and Zombie Dave in the lake😂😂😂

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7Bear7 April 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Zombie Dave and skeley Bob, in a boat. 

The boat is sunk, their in a funk.

Ohh how could this da--- oohh look a hook!

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 21st, 2025

@7Bear7 😂😂😂😂😂

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azurePond April 21st, 2025

@7Bear7 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 1st, 2025

@7Bear7 Yes, it would be horrible indeed to pull a singing Minion out of the water.


(I dislike the Minions. They're irritating as f***)

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slowdecline48 April 22nd, 2025

Best thing: a healthy 5-lb. trout

Worst thing: a rotted human hand...that was attached to a corpse from two months back

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 23rd, 2025

@slowdecline48 oh no dont fish out zombie Dave and zombie Bob😱😱

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slowdecline48 May 1st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

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tryingtosurvive2024 April 23rd, 2025

Best thing a fish, and the worse thing a dead body.

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Tinywhisper11 OP April 23rd, 2025

@tryingtosurvive2024 both very tasty things😋

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tryingtosurvive2024 April 23rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 I like Bluegills fried.  good-morning-good-morning-love.gif

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PiecesOfWhoeverIWas April 24th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Best thing, pirate treasure. Worst thing, cursed pirate zombie wanting his treasure back.

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 1st, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas 😂😂😂😂😂 oh no are there more zombies down there😱😱

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May 1st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 , best thing elon musk's credit card. Worst thing , the credit card is expired.

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 1st, 2025

@zealousRainbow9106 oooo! That would be a great thing🤑 not if it's expired though😂😂😂😂

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May 1st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 indeed 😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 May 1st, 2025

best thing: a key that fits a lock on a storage unit...full of hundred$ of thousand$ in cash.

worst thing: to find out, after you pillaged the storage unit, that it's drug money. Stashed by one of the biggest dealers in the Midwest.

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azurePond May 1st, 2025

@slowdecline48 But hey! it’s still not the worst thing right? You just take the money and make a clean getaway…
Meanwhile me, grabbing popcorn watching it all unfold like it’s the season finale of your life: cartel chaos, car chases, emotional betrayal—cinema! 🎬🍿

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Tinywhisper11 OP May 1st, 2025

@azurePond sure beside you to watch the show

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azurePond May 1st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 amy-poehler-kristin-wiig.gif
Yeah..we watching!!!

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slowdecline48 May 1st, 2025

@azurePond @Tinywhisper11

...& after swapping vehicles multiple times, changing my identity, a little nip & tuck (can't have the same face, after all) & moving to another country... 😎 You can bore yourself to death watching me take walks on the beach, do naughty watercolor paintings, practice the native lingo of my new nation, & grow old. Until one day I drop dead in the middle of my daily walk.

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azurePond May 2nd, 2025

@slowdecline48 Whoa... that escalated quickly 😳 

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Also.... Boring? Good. Gives me more time to pretend I’m a world class critic dissecting every blink.

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slowdecline48 May 2nd, 2025

@azurePond Oh great...you can make a video about it & put it on You2b. There are a ton of talking heads on there who all believe they're the 21st-century version of Gene Siskel...or perhaps the Edmund Wilson of cinema. 🙄

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azurePond May 2nd, 2025

@slowdecline48 Oh no 😭 the last thing I wanna do is to make reaction videos on Y0uTube..No hate to the people who does it..  But it is cringey for me🤮😭

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