Gone fishing 🐟
You are fishing in a old pond, what would be the best thing and the worst thing you might pull out of the lake??

@Tinywhisper11 the best thing would be the loch Ness monster😁 the worst thing would be Dave😥 we lost him a few years back in a hide and seek game 😭😭😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 
Best thing and worst thing would be me (The painting is called catfishing..lol)
@azurePond you would be the best thing💖 better than the loch Ness monster, better than zombie Dave your a great catch💖💖
@Tinywhisper11 Yeah I am a good catch but I can turn worse any moment.. 😭
What would be a new pond?
@jesusredeemedme2425 that's when you dig a hole and wait for it to rain😁💖
@Tinywhisper11
Best thing(s) - Everything I pulled out of the water! And man oh man did I get sooooooooooooo many things out of the water!!!
Worst thing(s) - Absolutely nothing!!!
@akunknown 👀👀 what did you find!?! It's my pond 👀👀 if you found treasure it belongs to the museum, which I will gladly take it to 👀👀 I will not keep any 👀👀👀 really 👀👀
😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
Found TONS and TONS and TONS of treasure! It might have previously belonged in the museum but if that was still true it wouldn’t have been in the water for someone to fish it out in the first place right?? That’s number one. Number two….finder’s keepers!!! 😂😂😂
@akunknown damn!!! Do I at least get a percentage of the profit???
@Tinywhisper11
Sure! I’m nice and kind and shareable enough to share some of the profit with you. We’ll split it evenly. You get 50%. I get the other 50% half of it. No problem.
@akunknown yaaay thankyou for my 60% 😁😁😁
@Tinywhisper11
50% evenly and equally. I think the 60% may have been a typo 😂 which is ok it happens to everyone sometimes no big deal :)
@akunknown 60% was not a typo😁 you gotta give me the bigger half.... Don't make me pull out the disabled card... I'll do it you know😁😁
@Tinywhisper11
LOL no I don’t.
If you pull out the disabled card, that could work against you bc you may then be deemed as unable to handle any of the amount of money bc of your card.
And hey I was kind enough to share. Don’t make me take that portion back bc you know I will if I have to 😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11

I feel like Lady Avalon would be a good catch!
Bad catch?


Bob, he wasn't happy when I threw him in. . .
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Sorry?
@7Bear7 😂😂😂😂😂 now we have zombie Bob and Zombie Dave in the lake😂😂😂
@7Bear7 Yes, it would be horrible indeed to pull a singing Minion out of the water.
(I dislike the Minions. They're irritating as f***)
Best thing: a healthy 5-lb. trout
Worst thing: a rotted human hand...that was attached to a corpse from two months back
@slowdecline48 oh no dont fish out zombie Dave and zombie Bob😱😱
@Tinywhisper11

Best thing a fish, and the worse thing a dead body.
@tryingtosurvive2024 both very tasty things😋
@Tinywhisper11 I like Bluegills fried. 
best thing: a key that fits a lock on a storage unit...full of hundred$ of thousand$ in cash.
worst thing: to find out, after you pillaged the storage unit, that it's drug money. Stashed by one of the biggest dealers in the Midwest.
@slowdecline48 But hey! it’s still not the worst thing right? You just take the money and make a clean getaway…
Meanwhile me, grabbing popcorn watching it all unfold like it’s the season finale of your life: cartel chaos, car chases, emotional betrayal—cinema! 🎬🍿
@azurePond sure beside you to watch the show

@Tinywhisper11 
Yeah..we watching!!!
@azurePond @Tinywhisper11
...& after swapping vehicles multiple times, changing my identity, a little nip & tuck (can't have the same face, after all) & moving to another country... 😎 You can bore yourself to death watching me take walks on the beach, do naughty watercolor paintings, practice the native lingo of my new nation, & grow old. Until one day I drop dead in the middle of my daily walk.
@slowdecline48 Whoa... that escalated quickly 😳
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Also.... Boring? Good. Gives me more time to pretend I’m a world class critic dissecting every blink.
@azurePond Oh great...you can make a video about it & put it on You2b. There are a ton of talking heads on there who all believe they're the 21st-century version of Gene Siskel...or perhaps the Edmund Wilson of cinema. 🙄
@slowdecline48 Oh no 😭 the last thing I wanna do is to make reaction videos on Y0uTube..No hate to the people who does it.. But it is cringey for me🤮😭




