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How would you politely end a conversation with someone really annoying??

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 August 2nd, 2025

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 August 5th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

I can't hide it, my resting b face tells it all 🤣

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 5th, 2025

@Amanda84

lolzzzz 🤣 and extra points awarded for saying "please don't make this weird" and walking off! 

*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 August 5th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo

I'm too blunt for my own good 🤣

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 5th, 2025

@Amanda84


😁  I like your style! Sometimes, some moments, it's needed! ❤️


Funny story for you.....

So, one place that I worked, it was far less than corporate. I was hired by the owner and it was to bring certain skills sets, a certain demeanor, a corporate mindset to it all as "corporate" is how I was "raised" in the work force. Gotta' bring a bit more legitimacy to this place. 


I knew the guy personally so sure, he knew what I was all about too and that yes, I am kind of funny, easy to get along with, highly agreeable and highly conscientious so it made work life easier in the transition for him while me being a bit heavily starched and buttoned up when needed. 


Well, he had this friend of his that he would do business with. *sighs* Once I started working there he had a tendency to stop by and often. I'm trying to work, he's trying to "lean in" to chat me up. It's a client so, do what you must. Even one day, the owner asked me to follow him over to the guys house to drop of some paperwork, some equipment after we shut the office down for the night. My role was to hand him the paperwork and give him a run down of what we had done for him, answer questions, button it all up as it needed to be turn key. 


Behold!!!! 😳 The client/friend had an entire party going on. Not interested in hearing anything related to business, wanting to give me a tour of his home, engage with him and his enterage on a personal level. Even my boss, the owner was like, oh, stay....have a few drinks, lets play billiards in the pool room while the friend was totally fixated on me. 


Eventually I found my way out and went home only to see him show up a couple of weeks later at a place that my girlfriends wanted to go to for a night out. How does this happen? Me thinks the owner told him, well, she goes to that place from time to time? This place would have been well out of his way and likely a place that he had never heard of. After being hit on all night while just wanting to have a nice time with friends, he's in my face.....and it just came out "oh you gotta' be kidding me, I just cannot do this right now" and walked away. It really was a moment of frustration from being bothered all night and then this guy. I'm not on the time clock, I don't have to chat you up, please stop hitting on me thoughts. 


So there is my answer the above. Not a fun moment, at all! 


Of all the nerve. He called the owner, Monday morning to complain about how "rude I had been to him". I heard all about it after the phone call ended. I just had to tell the owner, I'm not here to entertain your friends. My time is my time. I'd appreciate it if he left me alone. Worked like a charm. Never had that guy in my face again. 


Drastic times, call for drastic measures once in awhile. 


*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️


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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP August 5th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo well done for sticking up for yourself 💗💗 I don't think I would have handled it as nicely as you did😂😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 August 15th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo

Fair play 😁

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP August 5th, 2025

@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's my girl💖😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 5th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Fart LOUDLY and LONG, give them a disgusted look, and huff away quickly.

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 5th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425

🏃💨 

User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 August 6th, 2025

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User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 August 6th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP August 6th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 11th, 2025

Just start singing. REALLY off-key.

“So what I was thinking was…”

“NEAR, FAR, WHERE-EEEEEEVER (voice cracks) YOU ARE”

“No, I just meant that…”

“I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOES GO OOOOOOOONNNNNNN” (All the dogs in a four-mile radius start barking, sirens go off)

Annoying person can’t think straight anymore and goes away ;)

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond August 16th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 hold-up-wait.gif

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 16th, 2025

@azurePond

🤣

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User Profile: azurePond
azurePond August 17th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo 🤣

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 17th, 2025

Who says you have to be polite?

If I've already said something like "that was interesting, but I have to get going" & the other person doesn't take the hint, well... I do one of the following:

  • "Would you shut the f*** up? I'm working here, you clod"
  • Just walk away, if I don't have any reason to be there.
  • Let out one of my patented rear-end eruptions. Sometimes they're pretty loud.
  • "I've heard enough pointless stories this week already."
  • "Get out of my office."
  • Deliver a sudden strike with my cane
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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 17th, 2025

Your farts must be POTENT XD

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 17th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 Sometimes, yeah. Who knew IBS could do this kinda thing?!... Like, I don't eat a lot of fried foods, usually avoid red meat, try not to live on the "Standard American Diet" (easier said than done where I live, but I do try), etc. I'm slightly overweight but compared to a lot of Westerners I'm rather svelte these days....even with all that, I can fart like a 400-lb. guy who lives on McDonald's burgers. 😆

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 17th, 2025

Do you eat a lot of fruit?

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 17th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 No. I should...current circumstances do not lend themselves to regular fruit consumption. I often buy a banana whenever I stop at a gas station/convenience store, if the bananas aren't overripe.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 19th, 2025

Eating fruit will make you fart more. Ask how I know XD

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 19th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425

🏃💨

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 19th, 2025

Ways to Deal with Someone Who Won't Stop Talking:


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...& lastly, my favorite:

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 August 19th, 2025

He didn’t even hit him lol

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 August 20th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 Okay, but he's not me. 😈

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User Profile: braindamag3
braindamag3 August 23rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

Irish goodbye

That's all I have to say 🤣😬🤐😊

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 23rd, 2025

@braindamag3

🤣 🍀

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User Profile: braindamag3
braindamag3 August 23rd, 2025

@SparkyGizmo

It's not very polite but it's the only way I know how 🤣😬

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 23rd, 2025

@braindamag3

Your post made me smile as I am of Irish lineage. 🍀 I hear you and completely! While I understand that it's not a very polite thing to do, there can be moments where it's simply the best option. Rare for me to do it however *raises hand*; It has happened for reasons of self preservation. 


While I may be thinking in my head "Hey, do you like magic tricks? 💫 Now you see me, now you.........." and *poof* at least I don't say it out loud and just move along.


*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP August 23rd, 2025

@braindamag3 irish good bye🤔🤔🤔🤔 you mean throw alcohol and leprechauns at people and run away??

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo August 23rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

I like your style! 🤣🤣🤣

*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

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Tinywhisper11 OP August 23rd, 2025

@SparkyGizmo 😂😂

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User Profile: braindamag3
braindamag3 August 23rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

An Irish goodbye (or Irish exit) is the act of leaving a social gathering without saying goodbye to anyone, slipping away quietly and unnoticed

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP August 23rd, 2025

@braindamag3 *puts on my Irish accent* whale oil beef hooked 😂😂

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User Profile: Celestrin
Celestrin August 29th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 With all due respect , do you think i care  if u think i do no i don't

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP August 29th, 2025

@Celestrin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's right just confuse them so they leave first😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing September 2nd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 I'd tell the jamoke to clam it 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP September 3rd, 2025

@genericbeing what is that thing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing September 3rd, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 *Sticks tongue out in cat* 

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Tinywhisper11 OP September 3rd, 2025

@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 September 4th, 2025

SCREAMS AND IMITATES A SIREN

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP September 4th, 2025

@jesusredeemedme2425 😂😂 that might work😂😂😂😂

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