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Things you shouldn't do in public!?!?

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 19th, 2025

Funny answers only please😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 19th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 walk down the street singing "I'm singing in the rain" during a hurricane

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 19th, 2025

I know you're gonna listen to 'labrinth - earthquake ' during an earthquake 😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@freshman12 👀👀 no 👀👀 ok yes

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 19th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 get out your hairbrush, and start brushing your armpits

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 19th, 2025

You must be having an armpit dreadlocks ? 😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@freshman12 I do not😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm going to grow them just so I can do this in public once, then I'll shave them again🤔🤔🤔🤔 oh wait! Your a guy, your armpits are already hairy. You can do it, and record it so we can all see😁😁😁

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 20th, 2025

😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: sociableShip748
sociableShip748 January 19th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11

nose picking

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@sociableShip748 really!?! That's not allowed!?!? 😮😮

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 20th, 2025

Watch pornn in full volume, butt scratching, stretching your ***

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@freshman12 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 20th, 2025

Haha 😂😂. *I meant stretching your underwear with your hands

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@freshman12 ohhhhhh ok, sure😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 21st, 2025

@freshman12 Surrre you did, buddy. 😏 My initial answer was the same thing but described with one of the animated GIFs...the censor took it down today.

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 21st, 2025

😂😂😂😂

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 21st, 2025

[cw: link to news report, uncivil behavior]

@freshman12 You did make a good point, though...it really is something a man should only do at home. If you feel the urge, get home first. Just ask this guy.

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 21st, 2025

Thanks 😄 but ask what to whom? My bad I didn't get you.

User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 January 21st, 2025

Oh yeah I got it I found the news now 😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Bag your own groceries. Oh I thought you said “Things you shouldn’t do in Publix.” 😂 (It’s a nice, overly polite grocery store chain.) They have someone bag your groceries and even bring them to your car. Sometimes I say no, because well my car likes its personal space. I think they get mad because they usually look like this:

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 22nd, 2025

@PiecesOfWhoeverIWas

"it's a nice, overly polite grocery store chain"

...and an expensive one. I usually shop at Winn-Dixie or Aldi's. Publix is maybe 1.5 rungs below Whole Foods--which is ridiculously pricey!

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 22nd, 2025

@slowdecline48 It is! It’s a place I’ll go once in a while when I need some speciality cheese or international ingredient. But I’m a one stop shop type of person so I’m usually hitting up the Walmart. 😋

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User Profile: GrimSox
GrimSox January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 thing in your bio that makes everyone lose their minds 😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@GrimSox 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: GrimSox
GrimSox January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 missed your sillyness, cups friend! it's been a long time

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@GrimSox charliee, charlieeeeeeeeee is that you!???? 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 gives you giannnntttt tiny hugs 💋💋💋 I missed you so much ❤

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User Profile: GrimSox
GrimSox January 25th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 yes dear tiny, it me :333 *super tight hugs to you to, buddy* 🤗🤗🤗

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 don't lick random things in public😂😂😂

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User Profile: PiecesOfWhoeverIWas
PiecesOfWhoeverIWas January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11  Gross! 🤮 

User Profile: GrimSox
GrimSox January 25th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11v After the 'rona, I doubt anybody is doing that 😂

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User Profile: MotivatedVergil
MotivatedVergil January 20th, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 use a comically large saw and cut off a continent from your country.

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@MotivatedVergil 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 21st, 2025
[cw: politics, humor with an edge]

To answer your question:

  • Sing the AC/DC song Fire Your Guns at a protest where there's a lot of angry people.
  • Wear a MAGA hat, if you're anywhere on the east or west coasts.
  • Wear a cross &/or carry a Bible at a pro-abortion rally.
  • Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to line-dance with you.
  • Go out with nothing on & try to convince passersby to play Twister with you.
  • Wear a T-shirt that says "YOU PEOPLE SUCK" on the front &, when anyone looks at you, stare back with an intense expression.
  • Wear an obvious Star of David, if you're anywhere in the Middle East outside Israel.
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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@slowdecline48 😮😮😮 some good points🤔🤔🤔 although offensive t-shirts are funny😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight January 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 Get into a public elevator, greeting everyone who enters with a hearty handshake whilst stating "How do you do? Please call me Admiral" then insist on being the only person allowed to press the buttons, asking them which floor they wish, then choosing a totally different floor instead, pressing the button solemnly whilst intoning "It is done....in accordance with the Prophecy!"

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@BastionKnight oh dear😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how many times have you done this before!??? Come on own up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight January 21st, 2025

@Tinywhisper11 I ...uh....I...*looks sheepish*........in my defence, there was no signs anywhere saying explicitly that one should NOT do it.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 21st, 2025

@BastionKnight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's fair, but next time invite me so we can both play😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 February 25th, 2025

@BastionKnight


Fair argument. ;)

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 22nd, 2025

@BastionKnight 😆 If you ever really did that, you're a brave man. In some places, pulling that kind of stunt might get you a 72-hour hold in the nearest psych ward!

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User Profile: BastionKnight
BastionKnight January 22nd, 2025

@slowdecline48

I am not sure I could ever be accused of being brave,... but perhaps not having the common sense to see that the fluffy black, white and orange thing swishing from left to right in the grass is attached to a tiger. 

*Smiles*

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