What would you show to an alien if you could choose just one thing to show them?
Can be anything, sound, object, experience... But only 1.
I would show them a cat 😁
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@sadcat13
the Jonas Brothers lol

@heathermarie95 the Jonas brothers 😂😂😂😂😂 awsome ❤😂😂😂
@sadcat13 What kind of alien? Are we talking friendly alien or like the Predator alien? If it’s the latter I’m munching a bunch of orange totsiyaa and stayin really really still!
@FlatenedByLife Let´s assume they are friendly ones 😊
@sadcat13 Oh good, I can save my orange totsiyaa for medicinal purposes. I guess I’d show the alien the movie Prey just so they would be aware too 😂
@FlatenedByLife a whimp! And evil😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Why do you say I’m evil?
@FlatenedByLife Que es "totsiyaa"?
@slowdecline48 Cherokee name for orange flower that’s kind of like aspirin and cools the blood. At least according to the movie.
@FlatenedByLife your such a whimp😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Not a whimp. I’m not a threat. That’s what makes me dangerous. And when the alien has his back to me I will shoot off his laser guiding mask, lure him into quicksand, and dare him to shoot me. What he won’t realize till that moment is that his own laser sight is pointing at him. Then I’ll scream in victory, take his head back to my people and warn them we have to move to higher ground. (Whoops I forgot to warn: spoiler alert 😂)
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂 you've thought about this way to much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna hire you as my body guard
@sadcat13 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I would show them 🤔🤔🤔 Donald trump
@Tinywhisper11 a truly unique thing to show off 😂
@sadcat13 😎😁
@sadcat13
I dunno, maybe pizza!😮

@Sunisshiningandsoareyou I'm a alien 👽 I'm one 👽 nom nom nom days the pizza 😋 thanks sunny boo ❤
@Tinywhisper11
Enjoysieees, Lolaabeaan!🥰

@Sunisshiningandsoareyou that's me😁❤ yaaaaay
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou I think pizza is the perfect answer. 👽 Take me to your pizzeria human! 🤭
@FlatenedByLife
Hahaha I know right?! The "p" in pizza defo stands for 'perfection'. :p
Andd yusss, welcome to Sun's Pizzeria, dear (?) alien-being. You are in for a treaaatttt! 🥰

@Sunisshiningandsoareyou oooo. I approve 😁
@sadcat13
Yayyy!🥰

@sadcat13 As it's presumably their first trip to Earth, they might not know how things work around here. So I would show the aliens either
- the most up-to-date murder stats I can find &/or current casualty rates in Gaza, northern Israel & the Ukraine.
- the movie Independence Day so they know we're not expecting them to be friendly, civilized or intelligent.
- the book of Genesis, especially the story of Cain & Abel.
- a photo of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
I'd show the aliens whichever one of the above I could get first.
@slowdecline48 the great Pacific garbage patch haha!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love you😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Here's an article about it.
@slowdecline48 well. A certainly practical outlook on the issue 🌻
Thanks, @sadcat13. I go by Bierce's maxim "endeavor always to see things as they are, not as they ought to be."
