Wild animals
For the next 24 hours you're any wild animal of your choice:
1. What are you?
2. Where are you?
3. What are you planning to do?
@genericbeing if I could be a animal for a day🤔🤔 I'd probably choose Thursday
@Tinywhisper11 I'm Saturday, that's a party day
@genericbeing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that's true. I like Thursday cause it's right in the middle of the calender saying wtf
@Tinywhisper11 Thursday was always my favorite day of the week lol
@genericbeing 😂😂😂
@genericbeing
- I would be a spoiled house cat.
- I’m in a large, comfy house.
- I would spend the day playing with yarn, napping in different parts of the house, catch a few mice, eat, lap milk, sit or lay in sunlight, bug my people to pet me when their busy.
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@LovingPeacefulHeart Lazy days sound perfect :)
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@genericbeing I would be a zebra galloping hard on the plains, going nowhere in particular, but heading there very fast. Or a noble crow, flying about getting into silly fights over food, and laughing from the treetops at those who pass underneath.
@genericbeing a zebra, you know that's a weird choice🤔🤔
@Tinywhisper11
You don't know until you've tried it ;)
@genericbeing Crows are one of the best species in the animal kingdom, IMO.
@slowdecline48
I know it, they're clever, rambunctious, devilish, and mystery all wrapped in one
I think right now I'd like to be a seagull at the beach
Don't they usually do fly-bys on people's heads? 😂 It's supposed to be a sign of good luck right? 😁
@mytwistedsoul I never thought of them overhead as goodluck lol but a bird would be nice for the freedom
@genericbeing I kind of thought the same thing lol! It would be so amazing to be able to fly! They can fly like a 100 miles a day
@mytwistedsoul That far? Whoa. I didn't know that.
@genericbeing I was surprised to learn that too tbh. There's a bird that flew over 8000 miles from Alaska to Australia with out stopping one for food or rest. I'm not sure how they tracked it for so long though but it's in the Guinness book
@mytwistedsoul
That's bonkers
@mytwistedsoul
@Tinywhisper11 Websearch "Alfred Hitchcock" & "The Birds"....very relatable to that meme.
@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂 I have actually heard of that film😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Don't ever feed them. One dropped French fries or cheese curl and you're flocked 😂😂
@mytwistedsoul 😮😮😮😮 seagulls are evil😂😂😂😂😂
@mytwistedsoul Decades ago there was a comic in newspapers called "The Far Side"...it was one of those absurdist one-panel cartoons. One had an overhead view of a street scene. A parked car, two pedestrians & a statue if memory serves. Every one of them had a bullseye: the car had a big one on its roof, the pedestrians each had one on their heads, etc. The caption at the bottom said "how seagulls see the world."
I believe there's some truth to that.
@slowdecline48 😂
😆 That's the one! 😂 Don't you think there's a grain of truth to it? It's like seagulls & pigeons have this targeting instinct involving their butts!...
@slowdecline48 😂 You're right! I thought those seagulls sounded like they were laughing 😅 They're plotting 😳
@genericbeing
- I am a utahraptor.
- I escaped from a holding pen in a genetic lab somewhere in the Midwest.
- After a few days of travel more or less northeastwards, I will crash a political convention & take at least two candidates as dinner.
@slowdecline48 northeast ward....wait a minute 😳 I don't attend rallies though so I'll just stay inside as you pass by 😁
Actually that's pretty cool! I've never heard of this dinosaur
@mytwistedsoul It would be like any action scene out of the Jurassic Park flicks, but at someplace where there's candidates running for office & without the uselessly constant roaring & other dino noises...
"My fellow Americans, I just want you to know how happy I am to be here today! I'm running for Congress to stop the Democrats [or Republicans--I'm not picky] from ruining our great country with their--AAAAGH *bone cracking noise, picked up in my jaws & carried backstage*
@slowdecline48 Lol! 😂 I could totally see it! Those were awesome movies. Although they're kind of going overboard with sequels and prequels. You could totally drain the swamp!
@slowdecline48
Godspeed
@genericbeing Thanks. When I get there I'll take one of 'em for you, sir. 👍🏼 *trots away leaving three-toed footprints, like a gigantic bird*
@slowdecline48 Lol
[CW: unmusical violins]
Rep. Muldoon (D., Massachusetts) gets eaten
@genericbeing
Cool post!
1. What are you?
A black panther
2. Where are you?
Probably a jungle
3. What are you planning to do?
Eat, sleep, play...whatever I choose.
https://www.boredpanda.com/rare-black-panther-wildlife-photography-shaaz-jung/
@communicativePond1728 I would hunt as a panther, would be fun to
fun question !
i would be a feral rock pigeon , living in a big hub city with a sizable central park , and i plan to eat some scrap food , and sleep in a tree ,, definitely going to try out my wings very much too , ☺️
@kittydragon771 Yes, how do you not give flying a shot if you're a bird? Imagine all the cool views you could see?
exactly ! just have to be careful in a big city as a prey bird , but i do want to fly around quite a bit if i were a bird
@kittydragon771 Yes hide in the branches and be safe :)
@kittydragon771 Sounds like a good choice, but avoid the hawks! 😃 Especially peregrine falcons...they're the smart bombs of the avian world. A typical peregrine falcon can go at > 140 mph in a dive.
@genericbeing I would be an ant, and go inside some very fancy beautiful building or even a restaurant and explore or eat the food there
@Whelve1 That's actually pretty cool
Dog on a swing 💯👌👌
@CallumKing2000 Let me guess the dog in that gif?
He loves the park lol
