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🤔🤔if you were a toy, what you would you be??🤔🤔

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 March 14th, 2024

Me I'd be a jigsaw, obviously with missing puzzle pieces, just to pee everybody off😁😂😂😂

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User Profile: Torean
Torean March 14th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

I'd be like an action figure from the 90's.  I'm talking one of the TMNT, Power Rangers, or Ghostbusters ones.   They used to make them so cool.  Nowadays the action figures I see are mostly kinda depressing in comparison.

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 14th, 2024

@Torean 😎😎😎😎😎 I really thought you'd be where's waldo. But yeah! Action men are cool 😎😁😂😂

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User Profile: freshman12
freshman12 March 14th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11
I would be a car. I used to lay my head on the floor to look through the car to see the view while dragging it vrroom vrroom on the floor!!! It was a hard time. 

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 14th, 2024

@freshman12 awwwwww your so cute ❤ and special 😁❤

😂😂😂

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User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 March 15th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 one of those toys that play a song when you press it, and take a while to stop 😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 15th, 2024

@sadcat13 thats awsome ❤ I'm just gonna take your batteries out😁

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User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 March 15th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 nooooooooooo 😭 don't mute meeee 😭

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 15th, 2024

@sadcat13 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fine puts your batteries back in 😂😂😂

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User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 March 15th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 *starts singing again 😊

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 15th, 2024

@sadcat13  damn! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 gives you to the first child I see 😂😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 March 15th, 2024

@tinywhisper11 lol. The parents are about to be very happy 😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 15th, 2024

@sadcat13 I'm sure they are😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: StrawberryMoon09
StrawberryMoon09 March 15th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

I would be a stretchy noodle dragon :3

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2024

@StrawberryMoon09 oooo! That would be cool. I wanna play with you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: IsayUncle
IsayUncle March 16th, 2024

I would be a paddleball toy. That way when I got older I would already be used to beating my head against the wall without getting anywhere.🤣😁🥴

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User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 March 16th, 2024

@IsayUncle this honestly made me laugh 😂

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2024

@IsayUncle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an odd thing to be and say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 16th, 2024

I would be a Teddy Ruxpin bear...owned by someone with a good collection of heavy metal cassettes.

My owner would also have sharp, clear cassette recordings of comedians like Sam Kinison & George Carlin...maybe even one with David Allan Coe's lesser-known songs on it, if such an album exists.

Websearch "Teddy Ruxpin" if you don't understand any of the above.

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2024

@slowdecline48 😕😕😕😕 ok I'll go look up teddy ruxpin

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 I'm sorry old man, I don't think they make cassettes Any more.🤔🤔🤔 maybe we can make you a moderner version of  that teddy🤔🤔🤔 with cds 

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 March 16th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 😄 Or with a flash drive port in its belly, so it could play MP3s or other sound/music formats right off the drive!...😆 Putting a stick drive into a teddy bear's gut to make it sing & talk...god, how creepy can you get...don't I just love the 21st century.

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 16th, 2024

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: iloveyouxx
iloveyouxx March 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

if it counts- I’d be one of those cat plushies :33💖🌷

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 17th, 2024

@iloveyouxx I would carry you around hugging you all day long ❤❤

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iloveyouxx March 17th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

awwe I’d love that so much hehe❤️❤️:3

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User Profile: TheGambitSystem
TheGambitSystem March 17th, 2024

would be a weighted plush. probably a spider or a cat. :>  -💛

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP March 18th, 2024

@XxDustedSkiiesxX 😱😱 don't be a hairy scary 😱😱 be a cat plushie instead 😁❤

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User Profile: TheGambitSystem
TheGambitSystem March 18th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 awwwe but we love spidersss -💛

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 18th, 2024

@XxDustedSkiiesxX 😱😱 ok you can be a hairy scary 😱 I'll just cuddle you with my eyes closed ❤

😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: FierceOak222
FierceOak222 March 18th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11  worm on a string... because I'm awesome and make no sense! :>

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Tinywhisper11 OP March 18th, 2024

@HelpfulOak222 😂😂😂😂😂😂 worm on a string sounds like a fun toy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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