I Have the Flu
Can you guys help me feel better, distract me, tell me a story, whatever? I have a fever, sore throat, stuffiness, sneezing, and a runny nose… I feel yucky :(
Oof, hope you feel better soon
I hope this helps, here's a riddle↓ (:
we love each other so much that we constantly chase one another day & night. Yet we are always the exact distance away from each other.
Tip: on very rare occasions they are able to hold one another.
Sun and moon?
Correct! We have a winner 🏆
You caught my flu? Oops. It was an accident honest... I still have mine but not as intense. You will get through it, hopefully, probably, maybe?
1. How do you make an egg roll?
(You push it).
2. What would bears be without bees?
(Ears) 😁
That would be quite the feat, since most of y’all are in different countries than me lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 Flu/lurgies do not discriminate, cosies up to anyone. Is today any better?
Much, thank you! <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 Man flu doesn't heal that quickly usually lol.
I’m not healed yet, just feeling much more alive lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 Ha there it is. You gonna make it? I need my icebreakers
Wym?
@jesusredeemedme2425 Live through debilitating man flu?
What is debilitating man flu XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 Exaggerated dramatic 10x worse flu 😁
Well, I’m not a man, sooooo… ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 I am such a twit. I am so sorry for assuming. In that case I hope you feel better soon with your regular flu 🤣🍜🍩
Bahahaha it’s all good, I don’t mind XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 How are you feeling today anyway? In the gaming forums I got mistaken for a guy so much I had to put Mz, as if fems don't game
Much better, thank you! Bit of a runny nose tho hehe
Imagine the reactions of men when I tell them I listen to metal ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425
- Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot?
A: A slowpoke!
LOL Feel better soon!
@jesusredeemedme2425 howre you feeling today?
Heres another unfunny joke:
Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because it has Greece at the bottom!
...atleast its a pun. we like puns right? xD
@unassumingEyes 😂😂😂
@jesusredeemedme2425tj that sucks hope u feel better
