@FlatenedByLife Yes I think our song may go viral! 😂😂😂😂
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy
on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee
on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg
on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati
on the thirddd day before xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee
@FlatenedByLife wow! This is gonna be a number 1 song for 5 years😎 I no it's a joint effort by a few different people. But you know your the evil anti santa, I'm just mean. Let's split the money we make just between the two of us😉
@Tinywhisper11 I thought maybe you had some spirit of grinch in you ever since you threw that cactus 🌵 at me. Ok we’ll split the money and hope the spirit of Xmas doesn’t change our minds. But we still need 2 more lyric verses! Time is running short.
@FlatenedByLife the cactus was an accident😂😂😂 honestly I don't know who threw that😏😇
@FlatenedByLife
On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me...
Never mind I forgot because I need to Peeeee
@AvyIsKing There is a lot of peeing in this song, but ok 😂
@AvyIsKing 😮😮😮 I am shocked!!!!!! You put the word pee in our song😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
so did you hehe 🥺
@AvyIsKing I did not 👀👀
@Tinywhisper11

I won't tell anyone ❤️❤️
@AvyIsKing oopps! Um I think that was someone pretending to be me 👀👀👀 I did not write that 👀👀👀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FlatenedByLife Ok, we are alllllllmost done with our most excellent song! The person to give us the last verse will win a super special Xmas prize!
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy
on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee
on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg
on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati
on the thirddd day before xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee
On the second day before Christmas My true love gave to me...
Never mind I forgot because I need to Peeeee
@FlatenedByLife 🎶on the first dayyy before xmas, my trueee love sent to meeee, Bright red curtains, bright red bed red carpet and chairs ohhh, crap! My house is on fire eeeeeee!
@Tinywhisper11
🔥🔥yessss
@FlatenedByLife Yay, thanks to everyone for writing our most awesome Xmas song with special thanks to @Tinywhisper11 for finishing off the song with the hottest lyric of all. Don’t worry folks, if the 🔥 fire starts to spread we have some liquid to quench it right here in the song lyrics! Tiny also won the 1st place prize of attending the flash-mob debut global performance of our song live and in-person maybe at a shopping mall, maybe at the bowling alley, heck maybe in front of the Eiffel Tower! So without further ado, here is our song and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy
on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee
on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg
on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati
on the thirddd day before xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee
On the second day before Christmas My true love gave to me...
Never mind I forgot because I need to Peeeee
on the first dayyy before xmas, my trueee love sent to meeee, Bright red curtains, bright red bed red carpet and chairs ohhh, crap! My house is on fire eeeeeee!
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂 yep! Plenty of liquid in the song 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is awsome! Ok I'll sing but you have to dance 💃💃❤❤ we can release your song just in time for xmas yaaaay!
@Tinywhisper11 hey next thing we should recreate is our own cups 7 wonders of the world😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Great idea 🤩 after New Years of course 😂
@Tinywhisper11 🤗🤗🤗 Merry Xmas Tiny ❤️❤️❤️🎶🎶🎶🎄🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁⛄️⛄️⛄️
@FlatenedByLife merry Christmas sweetie ❤❤gives you your xmas present 🎁 it's Dave's brother steve ❤ enjoy your pet mosquito😁😁
@Tinywhisper11 Thank you Tiny 🤗❤️I’ll take … swat…good care of … swat swat swat,,, care of him.
@FlatenedByLife really they dont? How come, women seem to be more aggressive when it comes to animals! And no swatting😂😂😂😂😂😂 poor steve😂😂😂