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New song: 12 Days Before Christmas

December 9th, 2023

Everyone knows The 12 Days of Christmas song. Let’s write a new one The 12 Days Before Christmas.

I’ll start.

On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.

Now it’s your turn to add a line. 🤭

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December 20th, 2023

@FlatenedByLife Yes I think our song may go viral! 😂😂😂😂

On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.

So off I go, on a little shopping spree. 


on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house


On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery


on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups


onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee 


on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me,  a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy


on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee


on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg


on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati


on the thirddd day before xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee



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Tinywhisper11 December 20th, 2023

@FlatenedByLife wow! This is gonna be a number 1 song for 5 years😎 I no it's a joint effort by a few different people. But you know your the evil anti santa, I'm just mean. Let's split the money we make just between the two of us😉

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December 20th, 2023

@Tinywhisper11 I thought maybe you had some spirit of grinch in you ever since you threw that cactus 🌵 at me. Ok we’ll split the money and hope the spirit of Xmas doesn’t change our minds. But we still need 2 more lyric verses! Time is running short. 

Merry Xmas Tiny 🎄🎅❤️🤗 
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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife the cactus was an accident😂😂😂 honestly I don't know who threw that😏😇

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AvyIsKing December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife

On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me...

Never mind I forgot because I need to Peeeee

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December 21st, 2023

@AvyIsKing There is a lot of peeing in this song, but ok 😂

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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@AvyIsKing 😮😮😮 I am shocked!!!!!! You put the word pee in our song😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

😂😂😂😂😂

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AvyIsKing December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11

so did you hehe 🥺

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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@AvyIsKing I did not 👀👀 

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AvyIsKing December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11

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I won't tell anyone ❤️❤️

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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@AvyIsKing oopps! Um I think that was someone pretending to be me 👀👀👀 I did not write that 👀👀👀

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife Ok, we are alllllllmost done with our most excellent song! The person to give us the last verse will win a super special Xmas prize!

On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.

So off I go, on a little shopping spree. 


on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house


On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery


on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups


onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee 


on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me,  a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy


on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee


on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg


on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati


on the thirddd day before xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee


On the second day before Christmas My true love gave to me...

Never mind I forgot because I need to Peeeee




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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife 🎶on the first dayyy before xmas, my trueee love sent to meeee,  Bright red curtains, bright red bed red carpet and chairs ohhh, crap! My house is on fire eeeeeee!

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AvyIsKing December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11

🔥🔥yessss

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December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife Yay, thanks to everyone for writing our most awesome Xmas song with special thanks to @Tinywhisper11 for finishing off the song with the hottest lyric of all. Don’t worry folks, if the 🔥 fire starts to spread we have some liquid to quench it right here in the song lyrics! Tiny also won the 1st place prize of attending the flash-mob debut global performance of our song live and in-person maybe at a shopping mall, maybe at the bowling alley, heck maybe in front of the Eiffel Tower! So without further ado, here is our song and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!


On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.

So off I go, on a little shopping spree. 


on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house


On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery


on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups


onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee 


on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me,  a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy


on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee


on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg


on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati


on the thirddd day before xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee


On the second day before Christmas My true love gave to me...

Never mind I forgot because I need to Peeeee


on the first dayyy before xmas, my trueee love sent to meeee,  Bright red curtains, bright red bed red carpet and chairs ohhh, crap! My house is on fire eeeeeee!




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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂 yep! Plenty of liquid in the song 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is awsome! Ok I'll sing but you have to dance 💃💃❤❤ we can release your song just in time for xmas yaaaay!

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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11 hey next thing we should recreate is our own cups 7 wonders of the world😂😂😂😂

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December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11 Great idea 🤩 after New Years of course 😂

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December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11 🤗🤗🤗 Merry Xmas Tiny ❤️❤️❤️🎶🎶🎶🎄🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁⛄️⛄️⛄️

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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife merry Christmas sweetie ❤❤gives you your xmas present 🎁 it's Dave's brother steve ❤ enjoy your pet mosquito😁😁

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December 21st, 2023

@Tinywhisper11 Thank you Tiny 🤗❤️I’ll take … swat…good care of … swat swat swat,,, care of him. 


Did you know male mosquitoes don’t bite.?

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Tinywhisper11 December 21st, 2023

@FlatenedByLife really they dont? How come, women seem to be more aggressive when it comes  to animals! And no swatting😂😂😂😂😂😂 poor steve😂😂😂

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