@FlatenedByLife
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On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
This seems fun lol, join us, already, lovely people! @lovemymoonflowers @teenmorgan16 @tinywhisper11
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@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
xD yes! this sounds fun (:
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house :>
tagging rome and mop :0 @darkerplaces @avyisking 🌈
@darkerplaces
rome yours better be something about mustard hammie 🐹 lol /j
@LoveMyMoonflowers
On the 10th day of Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
@AvyIsKing
awwe yes! 🥺💜
😂 alrighty the song is coming together! Yay! So far we have
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day of Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day of christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
@FlatenedByLife
*noms in the candy canes* thank you! *nom nom nom* 🌈
@FlatenedByLife 🎶🎶onnn the eighthhh dayy of xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee 🎶🎶💃💃💃
@Tinywhisper11 … let us pause in a moment of silence for the partner who gives their partner a toilet for Christmas … ok back to our regularly scheduled song
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@FlatenedByLife 😁 it's sounding good so far me thinks😁🎅🎅🎅🎅 15 days to go
@Tinywhisper11 Yes our song is awesome! Yes only 15 days till Xmas! I’m excited! Will we finish the song by then? Will Santa get unstuck? Will it snow? So much anticipation! 🎄 ❄️ ⛄️🎁
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
atleast they accept that you pee xD
its better than the whole 'women don't fart' xD
@AvyIsKing but it's true, ladies don't fart... We simply spray bum perfume around😁
@Tinywhisper11
i love this 😂😂
Ok here’s our song so far…
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
@FlatenedByLife
the last one 😅
@FlatenedByLife 🎶 on the seventtthhh dayy of xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy💃💃💃💃
@FlatenedByLife yep! If you ban me from this post, I completely understand 😂😂😂😂😂😂
14 days to go 🎅🎅🎅🎅
@Tinywhisper11 😂 😂😂😂😂 Ban you? Never! Now someone can add chips and malt vinegar and TP 🧻 to the list. 😂😂😂😂😂
0nly 14 days till Christmas folks but plenty of time to finish this song. I have a feeling it will become a seasonal favorite sung all over the world. Keep the lyrics coming!
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy
@FlatenedByLife I really really really love the last two days of the song!! Makes you feel all cozy and festive 🎅🎅🎅🎅
14 days to go 🎅🎅🎅
On the sixth day of__________(fill in the blank)..........my true love gave to me.............. 6 "whipped" 'Timbits' (lol - Candadian humour mixed with....hmmmm.....lol)........
@CaringSub Ummm I don’t have any clue what you mean. Remember there are children in the room. 🎄🎅🤶🎄 Keep it festive, keep it clean
No blanks or ellipses or Canadian allowed 😂😂😂😂
@FlatenedByLife 🎶on the sixth day of xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee🎶💃💃
I don't know how to spell giniue, jeanie, geniue, geinee genniue. Yep I can't spell it
@Tinywhisper11 I don’t know how to spell that word either. It must be hard to spell on purpose lol 😂
yay we may just finish this song in time lol 😂
@FlatenedByLife it might be up to me and you to finish this song in time and save xmas!!!!!! Ok you think of the next line. We have to do this, we have to save xmas... Think of the children
@Tinywhisper11 Well ok if it’s for the children ❤️ and what children don’t like super fast cars, so how about…
on the fifth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati
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@FlatenedByLife clap! Clap! Clap! (Throws flowers) 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌵 that's absolutely perfect ❤
@Tinywhisper11 Flowers, nice….ouch that cactus hit me! 😂😂😂 🤗❤️
Our song is getting ready to be the biggest hit since Rudolph The Red Nose Raindeer! No seriously they be playing this in Target and Walmart if we finish it so chip in and brighten everyone’s Xmas 🎄 and give us the next line to this song!
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy
on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee
@FlatenedByLife
on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg
@AvyIsKing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 awsome ❤
@AvyIsKing on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, my dream puppy under the tree.
@FlatenedByLife
OK only 3 more verses to go….if you want to collect royalties (according to Grinch) on our song you’ll have to contribute a verse before Xmas.
On the 12 days before Christmas my true love gave to me orders to go buy a Christmas tree.
So off I go, on a little shopping spree.
on the 11th day before Christmas I began preparing decorations to decorate my house
On the 10th day before Christmas I knitted a sweater for jeffery
on 9th day before christmas i threw candy canes at everyone on cups
onnn the eighthhh dayy before xmasss my true love gave to me, a toilet in which I can pee
on the seventtthhh dayy before xmass my true love gave to me, a giant cod, and a coat that's lovelyyyy
on the sixth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a magic lamp that contains a gieneeeee
on the 5th day before christmas my true love gave to me, five cats that singggggggggggggg
on the fourth day before xmas my true love gave to me, a new Porsche and a Mazarati
this is such a cute idea! you should make a post of the finished song when it's put together!
@Heather225 well Then, tag you’re it, please give us the lyric for the 3rd day before Xmas Heather! Then like Rudolph we can all go down in history because our song is going to FLY off the Xmas charts! 😂🎅🎄⛄️🎶🎵🎶
@FlatenedByLife 🎶🎶 on the thirddd day of xmas my true love gave to meeeee, a pet mosquitooo who bited my knee😞😟😩😩
Naughty dave the mosquito😩😩
@Tinywhisper11 So many questions… that sounds like an exotic pet… is that even legal? Do you have to take this pet to the veterinary clinic? Does the vet require this pet to have any immunizations like rabies shots? How do you usually feed a pet like Dave? 🙄🤯
@FlatenedByLife yes, no, yes, yes, I probably do need to see a vet after he bited me😥 and he eats cats
@Tinywhisper11 Ok Dave can be in the song, just make sure he doesn’t bite anyone else when we open the presents 🎁 🎄🎅🤗❤️
@FlatenedByLife yaaay! Thanks ❤❤ dave bites your big toe in appreciation😁
To: Santa@NorthPole.org
From: FlattenedByLife@AkaGrinch.com
Cc: @Tinywisper11
Dear Santa please also leave some anti malaria medicine in my Xmas stocking.
Yours truly, your brother Grinch
@FlatenedByLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂